Dad Jokes: The Language Edition Dad Jokes About Language Why couldn’t the bicycle smile? Because it was two tired! What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! Dad Jokes About Veg Out Why did the broccoli start a band? Because it wanted to rock ‘n’...
Dad Jokes Galore: School Board Edition School Board Member Jokes Q: What do you call a school board member who’s always making fruit jokes? A: Peachy! Q: What did the school board member say to the principal after a long day? A: “I’m board certified...
Dad Jokes: Not-So-Good to Totally Hilarious Accountant Jokes Why did the accountant get lost? Because he didn’t have his balance sheet. What do you call an accountant who can’t count? Totally lost! Pun Jokes Why did the nail polish go to the doctor? It had...
Dive into the Cockpit of Dad Jokes! Buckle Up for Plane-tastic Puns Why did the plane get lost? Because it was navigated by a wingman! What do you call a plane that sings Broadway musicals? A Wicked Flyer! Get Ready for a Statue-Sque Pun Why was the statue of Galatea...
Pull Up a Chair, Folks! Let’s Dive into the Dadliest of Jokes Lasagna LOLs Why is lasagna so popular? Because it’s pasta-bly delicious! What do you call a lasagna that’s bogus? A fake lasagna! Fishy Pun-ishment What does Ariel call her dad? A...