Jokes That’ll Make You Roll Your Eyes, Not Your Stomach Larynx Laughter Why did the singer lose his voice? Because he strained his larynx! What did the alien say when he saw his friend with a big head? “Far out, larynx!” Namely Confusing Jokes What...
Dad Jokes: A Guide for the Folk-ish Dad Jokes about Folk Why did the folk singer get a cold? Because he wasn’t wearing any clothes! What do you call a folk song that’s really sad? A bummer. Dad Jokes about Bummer What’s the difference between a folk...
Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Grin Charon Jokes Why did Charon get fired from his job? Because he was too radical! What’s Charon’s favorite square dance call? “Ferry Right Away!” Jupiter/November 2nd Jokes What do you get when you...
Tortoiseshell Times: Dad Jokes Unleashed! The Tortoise and the Hairbrush Why did the tortoise run away from the hairbrush? Because it wanted to keep its shell straight! Tortoise Tech Why did the hacker tortoise get banned from the computer lab? Because it kept making...
Dadly Delusions: Blood Jokes That Will Red-uce You to Laughter Blood and Gore Jokes What do you call blood that can’t decide? Type O negative! Why is blood so bad at poker? Because it keeps folding! Food and Drink Blood Jokes What do you get when you mix blood...
