Dad Jokes: The Nitty-Gritty of Nonsense About Lungs Why are lungs so great? They’re always getting to the heart of the matter! What do you call lungs that are always arguing? Pulmonary discord! About “Whatever” What do you call “whatever”...
Papillon’s Dad Jokes: The Corniest and the Best Papillon Jokes Why did Papillon get a pet butterfly? Because he wanted to Pap the butterfly. What do you call a Papillon that’s always getting into trouble? A sus-pect. Punny Jokes What do you call a sweat...
Dad Jokes: Why They’re the Worst, and Yet the Best Plumbing Puns Why did the plumber have a hard time understanding Gen Alpha? Because they kept talking about “pipes” instead of “Tubes.” Umbriel and November Jokes What do you call a dark...
Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (and Maybe Chuckle) Yogurt Jokes Yogurt: “What did one yogurt say to the other yogurt?” Answer: “Let’s whey!” Yogurt (Lowkey version): “What did one yogurt say to the other yogurt when it was...
Dad Jokes: Holy Guacamole! Religious Orders What do you call a nun who’s always on the go? A runaway bride of Christ! What do you call a cool bean monk? A Holy frijol! Titania or November 3rd Puns What do you call a princess made of metal? Titania (titanium) Why...
