Holy Smokes, Dad Jokes! Why did the Pope leave the swimming pool? Because he got holy water in his eyes! Why is the Pope so salty? Because he was born in the Dead Sea! What’s the difference between a spinal cord and the 5th of November? One is a bundle of...
Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and Absolutely Horrible #HornyWomenDadJokes Alert Q: What do you call a woman with a lot of horns? A: A horny cow! Q: What do you call a horny woman who’s also super woke? A: A woke-horned feminist! Punny Dad Jokes Q: What’s...
Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (and Laugh) Doctor Who-zy Dad Jokes Why did the Doctor refuse to see a patient? Because he was a time paradox! What do you call a Time Lord with flex tape? Flex Doctor! Punny Riddles and Anecdotes Why did Larissa get sick on November...
Dad Jokes: The Supreme Court Edition Justice Puns What do you call a Supreme Court Justice who can’t drive? A “curb jester.” Why did the Supreme Court Justice cross the road? To get to the other “constitutional side.” Cheugy Quips...
Dad Jokes that are Lasagna-tastic and Beyond! Lasagna Jokes What do you call a lasagna that’s too spicy? A “lava-gna!” What do you get when you combine a snack with lasagna? A “lasagna sandwich!” Punny Jokes What do you call a planet...
