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Dad’s Day Out: Cheesy Jokes and Groan-Worthy Laughs
Comfort Food Conundrums
“Why did the broccoli get lost? Because it went to the wrong stalk!”
“My kid loves mashed potatoes. I guess you could say she’s a ‘real potato masher’!”
Punny Posterior Puns
“Why did the musician poop in the back seat of a car? Because he needed to let loose!”
“What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An ‘abdominal snowman’!”
Knock, Knock
“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Comfort food.”
“Comfort food who?”
“Comfort food like hugs, but with gravy!”
Parental Proverbs
“If you can’t feed a baby with a spoon, use a fork!”
Comfort Food in Politics
“In a recent political debate, one candidate said that the best way to solve the country’s problems was to ‘spread butter on them and bake them into a pie.'”
Random Riddle
“What has an eye but cannot see, a name but cannot speak, and a body but cannot move?”
…Answer: A needle.
A Dad Joke about Dad Jokes
“Why are dad jokes so bad? Because they’re groan-worthy!”