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Dad Jokes: Regional Cuisine Roasts, Pun-tastic Jokes, and More Nonsense
Regional Cuisine
- Why did the chef from Maine serve lobster rolls? Because he was from the “roll” state!
- What do you call potatoes from Arkansas? Dig it-atoes!
Puns
- Why did Larissa get confused? Because she couldn’t November 3rd.
Knock-Knock
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Earl.
- Earl who?
- Earl-y bird gets the worm!
Related to “Dig It”
- Why did the construction worker refuse to dig a hole? Because he wasn’t into digging ditches!
Cute Anecdote
In a political meeting, a candidate proudly declared, “I’m like a barbecue.”
“Why?” asked a reporter.
“Because I’m slow-cooked and full of ribs!”
Random Joke/Riddle
What has a neck but no head, a back but no spine, and four legs but no feet?
… A chair.
Dad Joke about These Dad Jokes
Why are these dad jokes so bad? Because they’re the main course, but they don’t have any meat on their bones!