Intergalactic Dad Jokes: Stargate Universe Edition
Dad Joke about Stargate Universe:
What do you call a Stargate that’s stuck in a parallel universe? A stargate-way!
Another Dad Joke about Stargate Universe and “Dig It”:
Why did the Destiny crew need to dig a hole? Because they were trying to find a Stargate… and they didn’t have a shovel!
Pun about Hydra and December 17th:
What do you call a Hydra that celebrates the end of winter? A December Hydrant!
Knock-Knock Joke about Stargate Universe:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eli.
Eli who?
Eli give me a Stargate address!
Dad Joke about “Dig It”:
What do you call a Stargate that’s always getting lost? A digi-lost-gate!
Funny Anecdote about Stargate Universe in Politics:
In a political debate, one candidate accused another of being “out of this world.” The other candidate replied, “You’re right. I’m from the Destiny crew!”
Random Dad Joke:
What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi!
Expansive Summary:
From the depths of the Stargate Universe come a constellation of dad jokes that will make you laugh and groan in equal measure. Whether it’s the eternal quest for a Stargate address or the misadventures of the Destiny crew, these jokes will tickle your funny bone and leave you wondering if the jokes are corny or if it’s just you!