Dad Jokes: Macaw You Laugh or Not?
Macaw Jokes
- Why did the macaw cross the road? To get to the other flocking side!
- What do you call a macaw that’s always down in the dumps? A bluebird.
Dude-Related Macaw Joke
- Why did the dude invite the macaw to his party? Because he wanted a tweet surprise!
Pun Jokes
- What’s the best way to get a nipple to stop leaking? Flick the switch!
- What do you call a person born on December 17th? Sagiterrorious!
Knock-Knock Joke
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Macaw.
Macaw who?
Macaw the road, I’m a bird!
Dude Joke
- Why did the dude cross the road twice? To prove he’s not chicken!
Macaw in Politics
Once, a macaw ran for mayor of the bird community. When asked why, he squawked, “I’m a great blue-print for the future!”
Random Joke
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick!
Riddle
What has a tongue but can’t talk, a bed but never sleeps, and a river but no water? A shoe!
Summery
From macaws crossing roads to dudes who can’t tell a joke, this collection of dad jokes is guaranteed to elicit either laughter or eye rolls. So buckle up, prepare to groan, and remember: even the worst dad jokes can bring a smile to your face.