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Dad Jokes So Bad, They’ll Make You Laugh or Cry (Or Both!)
Bladder Jokes
- Why did the bladder go to the doctor? Because it couldn’t hold it together!
- What do you call a bladder that’s too hard to ignore? A dummy-hard bladder!
Ocean Puns
- What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved!
- Why did December 5th get arrested? Because it was plotting to overthrow the calendar!
Bladder Knock-Knock
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Bladder.
- Bladder who?
- My bladder feels like bursting!
Dummy-Hard Bladder Joke
- Why did the dummy-hard bladder cross the road? To get to the other side!
Bladder in Politics
One time, a politician was giving a speech about the importance of bladder control. He said, “My bladder is so strong, I can even hold my urine during a long political debate!”
Random Joke
- What do you call a bee that makes honey and plays basketball? A honey-baller!