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Galactic Giggles: Dad Jokes About Uranus and Beyond
Uranus Jokes
- Why did the astronomer get upset? Because Uranus was in retrograde!
- What do you call a gassy planet? Uranus with extra farts!
Callisto-December 6th Pun
- Why was December 6th a big day for Jupiter’s moon Callisto? Because it was its “Icy Birthday”!
Knock-Knock Joke
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Uranus.
- Uranus who?
- Uranus a big planet, that’s who!
Gassy Dad Joke
- What do you say when Uranus makes you gassy? “Excuse my Uranus!”
Political Anecdote
- Politicians love talking about Uranus. They know it’s full of hot air!
Random Riddle
- What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening?
- Answer: A human (Crawling as a baby, walking as an adult, and using a cane in old age)
Dad Joke about Dad Jokes
- What do you call a dad joke about Uranus? A planet-ary pun-ishment!