Dad Jokes: A Dadily Dose of Silliness
Nomophobia Nightmare
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Why did the person with nomophobia lose their phone? Because they were afraid of being without it!
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What’s the best fitness tracker for a person with nomophobia? A panic button!
Punning Perfection
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Why are skeletons such good dancers? Because they have perfect “bone” structure!
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What do you call the day after December 11th? December twelfth!
Knock-Knock on Nomophobia’s Door
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Nomophobia.
- Nomophobia who?
- Nomophobia phone, I can’t go without it!
Health and Fitness Dadisms
- Why did the doctor prescribe nomophobia? Because the patient needed a permanent reminder to exercise their fingers!
Nomophobia in Politics
A politician was giving a speech when they accidentally dropped their phone. The audience gasped in horror, and the politician sheepishly said, “Nomophobia strikes again!”
Random Riddles and More Jokes
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What has a bed but no head, a mouth but no teeth, and runs but never walks? A river.
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Why did the bike fall over? Because it was two tired!
Dad Joke Meta-Joke
- What’s the best way to ruin your favorite dad jokes? By telling them really, really badly!