Governor Jokes: Dad or Dud?
Prepare for an avalanche of groan-worthy dad jokes that will make you roll your eyes or erupt in laughter.
Lieutenant Governor Jokes
- What’s the difference between a Lieutenant Governor and a spare tire? One’s a backup for the number two guy, and the other’s a backup for the number two.
- Why did the Lieutenant Governor cross the road? To get to the other aisle!
Hits Different Jokes
- What do you call a Lieutenant Governor who hits different? A hit lieutenant!
Pun Jokes
- What do you call a watchdog with three heads? Kerberos-certified!
- What do you call the day after Pearl Harbor? December 8th!
Knock-Knock Joke
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Lieutenant Governor.
- Lieutenant Governor who?
- Lieutenant Governor there!
Related Dad Joke
- What do you call a Lieutenant Governor who’s always on the go? A hit-and-run-for-office governor!
Political Anecdote
One day, a Lieutenant Governor was giving a speech at a rally. After a resounding applause, he thanked the crowd and said, “Your support is the wind beneath my wings… and the spin in my tires!”
Bonus Joke
- What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter!