Holy Smokes, Dad Jokes Galore!
About the Pope
- Why is the Pope so humble? Because he lives in the Vatican City, and as everyone knows, the city makes the man.
- What do you call a radical Pope? Pope the Knife Wielding Guy!
About Neptune or December 7
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
Another Pope Joke
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Pope.
- Pope who?
- You are not the Pope of my dreams!
Radical Dad Joke
- What do you call a radical who can’t make up his mind? A flip-flopper!
Pope in Politics
A politician asked the Pope, “Your Holiness, what’s the secret to your long life?”
The Pope replied, “I avoid stress.”
“But how do you do that in your job?” asked the politician.
“Well,” said the Pope, “whenever I start to feel stressed, I go to my window and say, ‘Look, there are a million Catholics out there, and only one of them is the Pope. Imagine the stress if there were two of me!'”
A Random Riddle
Why did the bicyclist fall over?
Because he was two tired!
Dad Joke about Dad Jokes
What do you call a joke a dad would tell? A badum-tss!
Summary
Get ready to tickle your funny bone with these hilarious and not-so-surprising dad jokes. From the Pope’s humble abode to the depths of puns and riddles, this collection will leave you roaring with laughter and scratching your head at the absurdity of it all. Just remember, when it comes to dad jokes, the worse they are, the better!
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