Paramedic in Kerberos
Contents
Paramedic, Politically Incorrect, etc…
Instructional Version:
During a speech, the speaker boldly proclaimed, “Throughout my illustrious career, I have valiantly rescued countless lives.”
As the last syllable faded into the air, a voice emerged from the audience, challenging the speaker’s claim. “While your contributions are commendable, have you ever pondered the potential negative consequences of saving a life?”
Random Pun or Riddle:
What’s the difference between a paramedic and a light bulb?
Answer: One saves light, while the other saves lives.
Emergency Humor:
Why did the paramedic use a defibrillator on the patient?
Answer: To give them a cardiac arrest.
Paramedics in Politics:
A paramedic running for office in a small town boasted, “With my expertise in saving lives, I’m the perfect candidate.”
Politically Incorrect Pun-ishment:
What do you call a paramedic who supports controversial opinions?
Answer: A para-medic.
Get Ready to Laugh Your Stethoscope Off: Dad Jokes for Paramedics
Emergency Humor
- Why did the paramedic use a defibrillator on the patient?
Because the patient wasn’t feeling very amped up.
Politically Incorrect Pun-ishment
- What do you call a paramedic who supports controversial opinions?
A politically incorrect responder.
Can-ine or Canine-ine?
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What do you call a three-headed dog that’s also a first responder?
Ker-beros resuscitation. -
Why does December 29th get a bad rap?
Because it comes after Christmas and before New Year’s!
Knock, Knock!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Paramedic.
Paramedic who?
Paramedic for you to stop telling such bad jokes!
More Politically Incorrect Humor
- Why are paramedics bad at card games?
Because they’re always taking people’s pulses.
Paramedics in Politics
A paramedic ran for office in a small town. During a speech, he told the audience, “I have saved countless lives throughout my career.”
To which a voice in the crowd replied, “But have you ever saved a life that would have had a negative impact on society?”
Random Pun or Riddle
- What’s the difference between a paramedic and a light bulb?
You don’t have to replace a paramedic when he burns out.
The Pun-dergrad
- Why are paramedic jokes so bad?
Because they’re making heart puns.
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