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Papa’s Puns and Milk Mishaps: A Dairy Dose of Dad Jokes
Milk-y Humor
“Why did the cow refuse to give milk?”
“Because it was a calf-eteria!”
Rad Milk
“What do you call a skateboarder who loves milk?”
“A rad-ical dairy drinker!”
Hair-larious November Puns
“What do you call a month that’s full of hair jokes?”
“No-vember!”
Knock, Knock
“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Milk.”
“Milk who?”
“Milk did you go away without saying goodbye!”
Rad Dad Jokes
“Why did the surfer take a sip of milk?”
“Because he was caught in a tidal wave!”
Milk in Politics
“I heard milk ran for office, but it got disqualified because it didn’t meet the calcium requirements.”
Whisky or Milk?
“What do you call a drunk dairy cow?”
“A whiskey sour cream!”
Bonus Joke
“What do you call a fish with no eyes?”
“Fsh!”