Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan or Chuckle Plain and Simple Dad Jokes What do you call a flat animal? A plains-animal! Why did the plains-dweller cross the road? To get to the other side of the prairie. Skibidi Dad Jokes What do you call a plains-dweller who dances? A Skibidi-plains-walker! Why did the […]
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Dad Jokes: From a Monkey’s Perspective Tell me a Dad…
Dad Jokes: From a Monkey’s Perspective Tell me a Dad Joke about Patas monkey What do you call a Patas monkey who’s always getting into trouble? A patas-tic delinquent! Add another Dad Joke about Patas monkey related to Car and Road Jokes Why did the Patas monkey get a speeding ticket? Because he was caught […]
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Dad Jokes: The Science of Silliness Dad Jokes about Science Why did the chemist call helium “cute”? Because it makes his voice funny! What do you say to a physicist who’s had a long day? “Chill out!” Dad Jokes about Chill Out What do you call a frozen mathematician? An ice-calculator! Earth and November 28th […]
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Dad Jokes that will Leave You Chinchillin’ and Shivering with Laughter Chinchillin’ Dad Jokes Why did the chinchilla cross the road? To get to the chill side! What do you call a chinchilla with a cold? A chill-chilla! Pun-derful Dad Jokes What do you call a fairy queen born on November 12th? Titania for today! […]
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Unleashing the Dad-ly Wisdom: A Smorgasbord of Hilarious Jokes Zoophobia: Animal Antics Q: Why did the elephant get lost? A: Because he couldn’t find his “trunk”! Zoophobia: Pun-tastic Edition Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: No eye deer! Esophagus vs. November 11th Q: Why was the esophagus arrested? A: For […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Chuckle or Groan Hedgehog Jokes Why did the hedgehog get lost in the forest? Because he took the wrong path! What do you call a hedgehog that hates the outdoors? A home-body-hog! Nature and Outdoors Jokes Why did the tree go to the doctor? Because it was feeling bark! What […]
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Dad Jokes: The Paleolithic Edition Paleo Punchlines What do you call a caveman who always eats Paleo? A raw deal! Why did the Paleo dad get mad at his son? Because he caught him eating a carb! GOAT Jokes What do you call a Paleo athlete who always wins? A GOAT! Why did the Paleo […]
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Dadly Dad Jokes: A Comprehensive Collection Dione: A Stellar Spectacle of Puns Why did Dione get lost in space? Because it didn’t have an orbit. What do you call Dione when it’s covered in fur? A moon-a-bear! Puns-a-palooza Why did the Umbilicus get a job as a construction worker? Because it was navel-qualified. What do […]
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Dad Jokes: A Political Pickle MPs and MEPs: A Dad Joke Crisis What do you call an MP who can’t stay awake during debates? A snooz-maker! Why did the MEP get lost at the European Parliament? Because they couldn’t navigate the “euro maze”! GOAT and Political Animal Jokes What do you call a GOAT that […]
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