Dive into the Depths of Dad Jokes: Triton and Basic Edition Triton Jokes Why did Triton keep losing his way? Because he couldn’t find his sea legs! What do you call a Triton who can’t keep up? A sea turtle! Triton and Basic Joke Why was Triton such a good BASIC programmer? He always used […]
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Dad jokes about history in Laos Dad jokes about history, and more… Dad Jokes about History: A Comprehensive Guide to the Past, Present, and Future of Paternal Puns Summary: Dad jokes about history seamlessly intertwine the wisdom of the past with the humor of the present, resulting in an inexhaustible source of amusement. Their popularity […]
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Get Ready for the Cringiest Dad Jokes Ever! Avant-garde Cuisine Dad Jokes Q: What do you call a dish made with extravagant ingredients at a Michelin-starred restaurant? A: Avant-garde-n! Q: Why did the Avant-garde chef use a computer for cooking? A: To make BASIC bread! Dental and Date Dad Jokes Q: What do you call […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Cure for Lymph Node Boredom Lymph Node Jokes What do you call a lymph node that’s always on the go? A “running lymph.” Why did the lymph node cross the road? To get to the adenoid. Basic Dad Joke What’s a lymph node’s favorite animal? A koala-node. Bone Puns What did […]
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Headline: Dad Jokes That Will Make You Roll Your Eyes (and Laugh) Seafood-tacular Jokes Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh! Q: Why did the codebase get arrested? A: Basic-al misconduct! Pun-ishing Jokes Q: What do you call someone with no eyes in a seafood market? A: Uranus Claus! Knock-Knock […]
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Holy Cow, Dad Jokes! Religious Roles “What do you call a priest who’s always in trouble?” – A rebel without a cross! Holy Humdrum “Why couldn’t the atheist find his church?” – Because it was a non-believer! December 20th: Pun-derful Day “What do you call the day when everyone gets a holiday, except for nails?” […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Guide to Cultivating Laughter Horticulture Dad Jokes What do you call a flower that’s always getting in trouble? A rebel without a paws. Why didn’t the gardener plant any more roses? He was all tied up with other thyme! Horticulture Dad Joke for Basic People What do you call a garden […]
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Dad Jokes: The Solo Polyamory Edition Solo Polyamory Dad Jokes Why did the solo polyamorist cross the road? To see all their partners on the other side. What do you call a solo polyamorist who’s always on the go? A nomad in love. Basic Dad Jokes Why did the solo polyamorist get lost in the […]
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Dad Jokes: The Poultry Edition and Beyond Dad Joke about Poultry: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other fry-day! Cheugy Poultry Dad Joke: What’s the cheugiest way for a turkey to say “gobble”? “Basic.” Lung/December 14th Pun: What do lungs and December 14th have in common? They’re both full of […]
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Calling All Dad Jokers! Gather ’round, pun masters and joke-slinging dads! We’ve got a lake-load of funny quips that’ll make you groan and giggle. Lake Jokes Why did the fisherman get lost at Lake Erie? Because he took the wrong pier! What do you call a lake that’s always in basic training? A BASIC lake! […]
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Holy Cow, Let’s Crack Some Dad Jokes! No matter how old you are, dad jokes never get old. Here’s a collection of some groan-worthy and knee-slapping quips that will make you question your sanity. Priest-ly Puns Why did the priest cross the playground? To get to the other slide. What do you call a priest […]
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Dad Jokes: Unleashing the Power of Puns and Whippet Wisdom Whippet Jokes What do you call a Whippet that’s always hungry? A belly-ache hound! Whippets are known for their speed, but did you know they’re also great comedians? What do you call a Whippet that’s always cracking up? A stand-up hound! Puns and Gut-Busting Dad […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Roll Your Eyes Stranger Things Jokes: What do you call a waffle that’s been in the Upside Down too long? A Demogorgon breakfast! Why did Steve Harrington need a new hairspray? Because the Demogorgon gave him the fright of his life! Programming Jokes: Why did the BASIC programmer get […]
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Laugh Out Loud with Dad Jokes: Sci-Fi, Puns, and Knock-Knock Antics for the Young at Heart Sci-Fi Shenanigans: Sci-Fi Dad Joke: Why did the alien cross the highway? To get to the other planet! Basic Dad Joke: What did the Star Wars fan say when he tripped? “I have a bad feeling about this!” Punny […]
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Seeking Nocturnal Chuckles: Owl-Inspired Dad Jokes Owl Jokes Why did the owl go to jail? Because he was caught hooting and hollering! Why don’t owls wear pants? Because they have their own “hoodies.” Owl Joke in BASIC 10 PRINT “Hoo’s there?” 20 INPUT “WHO”; A$ 30 IF A$ = “Owlets” THEN PRINT “Who’s the cutest?” […]
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