Dad Jokes Gone Wild Home Gardening Humor “What do you call a lazy gardener? A couch potato!” Basic Dad Jokes “Why are gardeners so good at solving problems? Because they have a green thumb!” Puns for the Punny “What do you call an inflamed lymph node? A swollen gland!” “Why is November 26th a special […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Gruesome Get ready, folks! We’re…
Dad Jokes to Make You Gruesome Get ready, folks! We’re diving into a realm of not-so-good but hilarious dad jokes that will make you groan and laugh at the same time. Bible Dad Jokes What do you call a grandpa who always reads the Bible? A Pop-Pop-Bible. Why did Jonah run away from God? Because […]
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Dad Jokes: Sweet As Honey Honey Jokes What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A honey-bee-sway! Why was the bee banned from the restaurant? Because it kept making honey of a mess! Basic Dad Joke Honey Edition What do you call a beehive with no honey? A bee-foreclosure! Pun Joker […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: The Marriage Edition Group Marriage Jokes What do you call a group of married couples who live together? A holy matri-money. Why did the group marriage end in divorce? Because they couldn’t agree on which spouse to do the dishes! Basic Jokes Why did the group marriage therapist specialize in BASIC? Because […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Say, “I’m So Done” Stargate Atlantis Dad Jokes Why did the Wraith attack Atlantis? Because they wanted to get their Atlantis-hands on some ZPMs! What do you call a Stargate that can only dial Earth? A homestead gate! Basic Dad Jokes What did the fisher-gate say when he caught […]
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Dad Jokes: The Purrfect Cure for Ailurophobia Dad Joke about Ailurophobia: Why are cats so scared of computers? Because they’re a-fraid of their mice! Dad Joke about Ailurophobia in Basic: What do you call a cat who’s always getting into trouble? A purr-petrator! Hair-Raising Pun: Why are cats so good at jumping? Because they have […]
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Delve into the Hilarious Dad Jokes of Lost Tell me a Dad Joke about Lost: Why did Jack always get lost in the jungle? Because he was a “lost” man! Add another Dad Joke about Lost related to Basic Dad Jokes: What do you call a polar bear that can’t swim? A lost bear-tic! Artery […]
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Dad Jokes: The Corny Corner for Canine Enthusiasts Cane Corso Calamities What do you call a Cane Corso that’s always getting into trouble? A paw-blem child! Why did the Cane Corso get lost? Because it went on a “leash-less” adventure! Basic Blunders How do you make a Cane Corso’s tail wag? Teach it Basic, then […]
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Dad Jokes that Will Make You Groan or Giggle Dione-themed Dad Jokes Why did Dione get lost in space? Because she couldn’t find her moon! What do you call a Dione who’s always joking? A satellite comedian! Basic Dad Jokes What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! Why don’t scientists trust atoms? […]
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Dad Joke Extravaganza: Where Puns and Groans Collide Camping Why did the camper put a banana in his tent? Because he heard there were lots of peel-ings inside! What do you call a campground that’s filled with grumpy campers? A basic-ly unhappy place. Venus and November 4th What do you call a beautiful goddess who […]
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Tai Chi’s Got Jokes, Knock Knock! Tai Chi Jokes Why did the politician take Tai Chi classes? To learn how to balance! What do you call a Tai Chi master who’s always late? A Thai-med master! Pun Jokes What do you call a vein that’s really happy? Vein-ner! What do you call a lazy person […]
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Dad Jokes: A Masterful Blend of Humor and Bad Puns Vervet-ing Jokes Why did the Vervet prefer to use the BASIC programming language? Because it was very itchy! What do you call a Vervet that’s always on the brink of evolution? A Vervet-on-the-verge! Brain-Tickling Puns What do you call a pumpkin that’s good at thinking? […]
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Are You ‘Dad’ Enough for These Jokes? Tell me a Dad Joke about Evangelist Why did the evangelist cross the road? To spread the good news to the other side! Add another Dad Joke about Evangelist related to Basic Dad Jokes What do you call an evangelist who’s always telling the same old jokes? A […]
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Dad Jokes to Reignite Your Inner Child Get ready to chuckle with these not-so-good and hilariously funny dad jokes! Local Government Guffaws Why did the mayor get lost? Because he couldn’t find his way to the capital! Why did the council member resign? Because he was tired of the constant nitpicking! Basic-ly Bad Dad Jokes […]
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Daddy Jokes: The Invasion of the Dad’s Domain Dad Jokes Unleashed: South American Edition Why did the South American astronaut get lost? Because he didn’t have a map of the Andes! What do you call a South American who’s always bragging? A Peru-vian! Dad Jokes: Basic Edition Why did the boy throw butter? To see […]
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