Dad Jokes: Cringe or Laugh? Trypophobia Ticklers Why are people with trypophobia afraid of the ocean? Because it’s full of holes! What’s the name of a trypophobia sufferer’s favorite dance move? The Skibidi Rizz! (Yes, it’s related to the next joke.) Artery or D-cember? What do arteries do on December 1st? They start to clot-mas! […]
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Dad Jokes: Position Impossible Lay Positions, They’re Not What You Think Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs! Skibidi and Lay Positions Why did the Skibidi dance scare the fishermen? Because it was causing a wave! December 1st and Larissa What do you call a baby born on December 1st? A […]
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Laugh Out Loud with Dad Jokes: Sci-Fi, Puns, and Knock-Knock Antics for the Young at Heart Sci-Fi Shenanigans: Sci-Fi Dad Joke: Why did the alien cross the highway? To get to the other planet! Basic Dad Joke: What did the Star Wars fan say when he tripped? “I have a bad feeling about this!” Punny […]
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Dad Joke Bonanza: Peelers Only Banana Jokes Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well! What do you call a banana that can’t say “no”? A banana with rizz! Styx/December Pun Did you hear about the band Styx? Their biggest hit was “Come Sailing December 1st”! Banana Knock-Knock Joke Knock, […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Giggle Electron-ifying Dad Jokes Why did the electronic device get arrested? Because it was caught microchipping! What do you call a computer that’s on the lam? A byte-runner! On God, my new smart speaker is so intelligent, it told me to turn it off! Mouth-ful of Jokes […]
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Dad Jokes that Will Make You Groan with Delight Dad Jokes about Coffee Why did the coffee need a nap? Because it was bean tired! What do you call a coffee that’s always running late? A pro-caffeinator! Dad Jokes about Coffee Related to Gassing You Up Why did the coffee bean cross the road? To […]
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Knock-Knock, Who’s There? Dad Jokes Galore! Tell me a Dad Joke about Sugar glider: Why are sugar gliders so good at math? Because they can divide their body weight by their height! Add another Dad Joke about Sugar glider related to Dummy hard: What do you call a sugar glider who can’t balance on a […]
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Dad Jokes: The (Not-So) Fin-tastic Edition Seafood Jokes Why did the oyster get a promotion? Because it was out of its shell! What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! Dad Jokes for Your Feed (FYP) Why did the crab go to the party? Because it wanted to sea-lebrate! What do you call […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Uranus Jokes What did the astronomer say when he found out he had been studying Uranus? “My whole career has been a big gas!” What do you call a ghost who visits Uranus? A ghosted astronaut! Nose/November Jokes Why is a nose a great place to hide change? […]
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Salmon Sense-ations: Dad Jokes to Make You Flop Salmon Says… What do you call a salmon that’s always getting into trouble? A fin-tastic mischief-maker! Vibe Check with Salmon What do you call a salmon that’s always on the lookout? A vibe-checking fish! Hydra or November 30th, Which Is It? What do you get when you […]
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Discover the Hidden Giants: Unearthing Gargantuan Files on Your Mac Introduction In the vast digital landscape, where data accumulates like a colossal iceberg, it becomes paramount to locate and manage large files lurking within the depths of your Mac’s storage. These mammoth files, often invisible to the casual observer, can sluggishly hinder performance and silently […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Dad Jokes about Sports Sports Fan: “What do you call a soccer player who can’t stop scoring?” Dad: “A ‘goal’ digger!” Sports Fan: “Why did the baseball player put his glove in the freezer?” Dad: “To catch a ‘cool’ ball!” Dad Jokes Specifically about Slay Slay Fan: “What’s […]
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Prepare to Laugh: The Most Corny Yet Hilarious Dad Jokes Ever! Meditation Why did the meditating yogi become a comedian? Because he found inner peace through laughter! Satire: Why don’t meditating satirists need a mic? They can project their Zen jokes with their third eye! Puns What do you call a mermaid who’s always cleaning […]
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Dad Jokes for Heroes in Uniform: EMTs EMT Joke: Why are EMTs so good at math? Because they can solve all your medical problems! EMT Yo Mamma Joke: Yo momma’s so old, she attended the first 911 call! Pun Joke: What do you call an EMT with an ear infection? A Eustachian tube technician! Knock-Knock […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Bloodbath Bloodlines of Laughter Why are vampires such bad dancers? Because they have two left feet! What do you call a vampire with no teeth? A gumshoe! Gen Z Bloodspatter What did the Gen Z vampire say after biting someone? “Sorry, I’m not a Boomer, I’m a Blood-mer!” November 30th: A […]
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