Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Good, the Hilarious, and the Just Plain Groan-Worthy Dad Jokes about Sports Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one! Dad: Why couldn’t the bike stand up by itself? Son: Because it was two tired! Dad Jokes about Sports for Gen X Why did the […]
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Dad Joke Delights: A Stellar Guide to Space-Themed Silliness Ganymede-Related…
Dad Joke Delights: A Stellar Guide to Space-Themed Silliness Ganymede-Related Jokes Why did Ganymede get lost in the grocery store? Because it couldn’t find the Venus aisle! What do you call Ganymede after watching a movie? Veg-out-mede! Despina/December 28th Pun What do you call the moon of Neptune that arrives on the 28th day of […]
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Dad Jokes: The Holy Gr(e)ial Halal-arious Humor Why is Halal food so holy? Because it’s blessed by a meaty-preneur. What do you call a Halal-friendly house? Homey Halal. Punny Shenanigans What do you call a lazy large intestine? An apathetic colon. Why did December 28th get arrested? For conspiracy to end the year. Knock-Knock Nonsense […]
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Get Ready to Raise Your Dad Joke Game! Dad Jokes about Height Fright What do you call a tall person with a fear of heights? A “floor-failure phobia.” Why did the short squad get lost on their hike? Because they weren’t the altitude-r you think they were. Hair-Raising Pun What do you call a barber […]
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Dad Jokes for the Lazy, Unmotivated, and Uninspired Paddling with Puns and Dad Jokes Rafting Jokes: When the Current Flows Funny Rafting Joke: What do you call a raft full of potatoes? A tater tot! Tubular Joke: What do you call a raft made of old tires? A tubular tire-afting experience! Trachea and December 27th […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Ice-Cold Non-Mainstream Relationships Why did the non-binary couple break up? Because they couldn’t agree on pronouns! Why did the chill person get dumped? Because they were too cool for their partner! Pun-derful Why were tonsillitis patients on high alert in December? Because it was the 27th of […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Feather-Brained Ornithophobia: Fear of Birds Joke 1: Why are ornithophobes afraid of big birds? Because they’re too chicken to face them! Joke 2: What do you call a dude with ornithophobia? A dude who’s never seen an eagle! Aquatic Pun Joke: What do you call a Greek sea goddess dating […]
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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Bad and the Hilariously Good Dad Joke about Non-Binary Why did the non-binary person get lost? Because they didn’t know which way to gender. Dad Joke about Non-Binary and Gen Alpha What do you call a non-binary Gen Alpha kid? A non-bin-ary superstar. Pun Joke about Mouth What do you call a […]
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Why Did the Chicken Nuggets Cross the Road? To get to the other s-ide! Chicken Nuggets and Cool Beans What do chicken nuggets and cool beans have in common? They’re both finger-lickin’ good! Pun-derful Hydra Joke Why did Hydra get a job at the calendar factory? To make the days fly by! Knock-Knock, Chicken Nuggets […]
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Dad Jokes: Cool as Ice Cream! Ice Cream Jokes: What do you call an ice cream that’s too big to eat? Cone-undrum! Why did the ice cream go to the doctor? Because it was melting and needed a cone shot! Highkey Ice Cream Joke: What do you call an ice cream that’s always right? Highkey […]
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Puns and Jokes to Make Your Dad Proud Documentary Dad Jokes Not-So-Great: Why did the documentary filmmaker get lost? Because he didn’t have a map doc-umentary. Actually Funny: What do you call a documentary about a square? A flat-tery! Io-nal Puns and December 27th Jokes Io Pun: Why did Io get lost in the solar […]
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Get Ready for a Paw-some Dad Joke Extravaganza! Dad Jokes About Australian Cattle Dogs Why did the Australian Cattle Dog join the Great British Bake Off? Because he wanted to perfect his “blue heeler” cookies! What do you get when an Australian Cattle Dog takes a hit of something strong? Hits different! Punny Puns What […]
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Dad Jokes Unleashed: Havanese, Groovy, and Beyond! Havanese Dad Joke: What do you call a Havanese who loves to dance? A “silky shuffler”! Groovy Havanese Dad Joke: Why is the Havanese so groovy? Because it’s got a “far-out” personality! Titan/December 27th Pun: What do you call a Titan born on December 27th? A “Holiday Hulk”! […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ketchup and Laughter Edition Ketchup Jokes Why did the ketchup get lost? Because it was on a bottle-neck road. What do you call ketchup that’s out of style? Hip-hop. Ketchup and Hip-Hop Pun What do you call a rapper who loves ketchup? An MC Ketchup. December 26th Puns What do you call […]
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Dad Jokes: A Cerebral Collection Cerebrum Jokes Why did the cerebrum get lost? Because it couldn’t find its medulla! What did the cerebrum say to the cerebellum? “I’m the boss around here!” Cerebrum and Skibidi Rizz Jokes Why did the cerebrum and Skibidi Rizz start a band? So they could make some “rizzy cerebrum” tunes! […]
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