Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Good, the Ridiculous, and the Hilariously Funny Dad Joke about Gamophobia: Fear of marriage Why did the anti-marriage activist get arrested? Because he was caught protesting violently! Another Dad Joke about Gamophobia: Fear of marriage related to Chill out What do you call a wedding where the bride is terrified of marriage? […]
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Dad Jokes: Out of This World and Down to Earth Tell Me a Dad Joke about Space Why did the astronaut take a chill pill? Because he was feeling satellite! Space-Related “Chill Pill” Joke What do you call an astronaut who’s taking it easy? A “space case.” Punny Joke: Deimos or December 22nd What do […]
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Dad Jokes: A Shepherd’s Delight Tell me a Dad Joke about Shepherd Why did the shepherd cross the road? To get his fleece on the other side! Add another Dad Joke about Shepherd related to Whatever What do you call a shepherd who sings karaoke? A baaaaaa-d singer! Add a pun joke about either Pluto […]
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Dad Jokes: Larissa, Beans, and Beyond Larissa Jokes Why is Larissa so good at bowling? Because she always strikes out! What do you call a Larissa who loves to cook? A Larissa bean! Phoebe/December 22nd Pun What do Phoebe Buffay and December 22nd have in common? They both have “sis” in them! Knock-Knock Joke Knock, […]
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Dad Jokes: Howler Monkeys, Puns, and Monkey Business Tell me a Dad Joke about Howler Monkeys: Why are howler monkeys so loud? Because they have nothing to “howl” about! Another Dad Joke about Howler Monkeys and Jive: What do you call a howler monkey who can talk in slang? A “jive howler”! Pun Joke about […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Roll Your Eyeballs… Or Groan (in a Good Way) Gerascophobia: The Fear of Growing Old Why are people with gerascophobia always in a hurry to get to the gym? Because they don’t want to be caught dead on the treadmill! What do you call a person with gerascophobia who’s […]
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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Good and the Hilariously Bad Get ready for a corny adventure as we dive into the wacky world of dad jokes! Orangutan-cy Why did the orangutan cross the road? * To get to the other jungle gym! Bummer, the orange orangutan walked into a bar: * Bartender: “Why the long face?” * […]
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Bishop’s Dad Joke Bonanza Bishop’s Ecclesiastical Humor “What do you call a bishop who keeps getting lost in the cathedral? A lost cause!” Bishop’s Hip Hop Humor “Why did the bishop at the hip-hop concert get arrested? Because he was rocking the pulpit!” Seasonal Puns “What’s a pun about December 21st? The shortest day of […]
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Dad Joke Extravaganza: Buckle Up for the Esophagus Express! Esophagus Jokes That Will Leave You Gasping for Breath What do you call an esophagus with a runny nose? A hiccup! What do you call an esophagus that drives a car? An esophageal drive-through! Esophagus-Themed Car and Road Jokes Why did the esophagus get a speeding […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Lung-Tickling Extravaganza Dad Joke Alert: Lungs Why did the lung get lost? Because it didn’t have any navigators! Dad Joke with a Twist: Lungs and Skibidi Rizz Why did the lung with Skibidi Rizz get in an argument? Because it couldn’t stop wheezing “I got moves, like Jagger!” Nix and December […]
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Shrimply Irresistible Dad Jokes Shrimp Jokes What do you call a shrimp that’s always at the end of the line? A tail-ender! Why did the shrimp cross the road? To get to the other tide! Shrimp in Ohio What’s the difference between a shrimp and an Ohioan? Ohioans are boiled in butter, while shrimp are […]
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Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Go ‘Glass Half-Empty’ Glassblowing Jokes What do you call a glassblower who’s always on the go? A fast-paced glassmaker! On God, did you hear about the glassblower who stole the lightbulb? He got caught doing his own lighting! Sweat Jokes Why don’t you trust sweat glands? Because they’re always sweating […]
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Dad Jokes for the Ages Japanese Food Edition What do you call a Japanese dish that’s always indecisive? Shoyu-da or shoyu-not-da! Why did the Japanese fisherman get lost on social media? Because he followed the “For Your Page” (FYP) sushi. Sweat Glands or December 20th Pun Why are sweat glands like December 20th? Because they’re […]
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Dad Joke Bonanza: Battlestar Galactica, Ghosted, and More! Battlestar Galactica Dad Jokes Why did the Cylon go to the hardware store? To buy some nuts and bolts. Why did the Viper pilot refuse to eat cereal? Because it was full of bugs! Ghosted Dad Joke: Why are Cylon raiders like bad dates? Because they keep […]
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Dad Jokes: The Kayaking Category Get ready for some paddle-oarsome dad jokes that will leave you overboard with laughter! Kayaking Jokes What do you call a kayak that never sinks? Unsinkable! Why did the kayaker cross the river twice? To get to the other paddle! Salty Kayaking Jokes What do you call a kayaker after […]
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