Dad Jokes to Challenge the Status Quo and Tickle Your Funny Bone Relationship Jokes that Defy Expectations Why did the couple break up? Because they kept taking each other for granite. What do you call a couple that’s always together? Co-de-pend-ance Day. My wife told me I should be more romantic. So I bought her […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Groan and Laugh Gardening Jokes:…
Dad Jokes to Make You Groan and Laugh Gardening Jokes: What do you call a vegetable that never stops growing? An ever-growing gourd! What did the politically incorrect gardener say to the activist? “Get off my compost pile!” Oberon/December 19th Pun: Why is Oberon so popular on December 19th? Because it’s the shortest day of […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Guide for Laughs and Groans Animal Antics Why did the tiger need a nap? Because it was feeling “roar”d! What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A “couch potatoo”! My new pet turtle is super trendy. It’s a “millennial” turtle. Why? Because it only comes out of its shell to eat […]
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Unlocking the Extraordinary: Why Border Collies Reign Supreme Embark on an enthralling journey as we delve into the extraordinary qualities that make Border Collies the undisputed canine champions. From their remarkable intelligence to their unwavering loyalty, these exceptional dogs possess a unique blend of traits that elevate them to the pinnacle of dog excellence. Basic […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Pun-tastic Gallbladder Groaners Why did the gallbladder get removed? Because it was galling the owner! Why did the Gen Z gallbladder get into trouble? It was caught vaping and using slang like “lit” and “woke.” Pun-derful Puns What do you call a voice that’s always stuck in […]
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Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Groan (and Laugh) Ligament-ary Fun Why did the ligament go to the doctor? It was feeling a little strained. What do Gen Xers call ligaments? “Old and stretchy.” Urethra/December 19th Pun-ishment What do you call a clogged urethra? A urine the clear way! Why did the calendar jump on December […]
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Dad Jokes for Solo Polyamorists Solo Polyamory Dad Jokes What’s the difference between a solo polyamorist and a narcissist? A narcissist loves themselves. A solo polyamorist loves all of themselves. Why did the solo polyamorist quit Lit? Because they wanted to explore the world of letters. Esophagus/December 18th Pun What do you call a hole […]
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Dad Jokes: Prepare for the Pun-ishment! Vegan Jokes What do you call a vegan who’s always bragging? A planta-show-off! Why did the vegan turn up? Because they were turnt to peas. Nipples and December 18th Jokes What do you call someone who’s always cold in December? A nip-slip. Why is December 18th the nipple of […]
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Come Hither for a Hoot: Owl-icious and Savage Dad Jokes Owl Jokes What do you call an owl that’s always late? A hoo-ha behind! Why did the savage owl get lost? Because he didn’t know how to navigate hoot-ah! Titania/December 18th Pun What’s the best way to escape the Queen of the Fairies on December […]
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Dad Jokes: So Bad, They’re Good Soda Jokes What do you call a soft drink that makes you clap? Applause What did the angry soda say to the other soda? Keep your fizz to yourself. Palate/December 17th Pun Why is December 17th so palate-able? Because it’s the day after December 16th! Soda Knock-Knock Joke Knock, […]
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Dad Jokes: Your Ticket to Cosmic Comedy Futurama’s Follies Why was Fry hesitant to go to the moon? He didn’t want to get his hopes up…and then get left on Mars. What do you call a pizza served on a spaceship? Extraterrestrial Dough-mino’s! Punishment Time What do you call a horse with no palate? A […]
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Intergalactic Dad Jokes: Stargate Universe Edition Dad Joke about Stargate Universe: What do you call a Stargate that’s stuck in a parallel universe? A stargate-way! Another Dad Joke about Stargate Universe and “Dig It”: Why did the Destiny crew need to dig a hole? Because they were trying to find a Stargate… and they didn’t […]
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Dad Jokes for the Ethical Non-Monogamy Enthusiast Ethical Non-Monogamy Jokes Why is ethical non-monogamy like a good soup? Because it’s all about sharing and being open with what’s in your bowl. What do you call ethical non-monogamy in the animal kingdom? A harem of happiness. Catch You on the Flip Side Dad Jokes “Catch you […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (Or Laugh) Cartilage Jokes Why can’t cartilage play hide-and-seek? Because it’s transparent! What’s a cartilage astronaut’s favorite destination? The Milky Way! Funny Anecdote During a political debate, one candidate accused the other of being “completely out of touch.” The other candidate retorted, “What? I’m as in touch as […]
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Dad Joke Bonanza: Greyhound, December, and More! Greyhound Jokes What do you call a Greyhound that’s always ready to race? * A greyhound poodle! What do you call a Greyhound that’s too radical? * A greyt-i-tude! Phoebe or December 16th Pun What do you call December 16th that’s also part of the Friends cast? * […]
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