Dad Jokes: A Symphony of Cringe and Comedy Chirping with Dad Jokes: The Birds & the Bees * What do you call a bird that can’t fly? A groundhog! * What does a bee say after meeting your girlfriend? Honey, I’m home! Bummer Dad Jokes * If you’re ever feeling down, just remember: You’re doing […]
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Dad’s Jokes: So Bad They’re Good Prior/Prioress: A Religious Conundrum…
Dad’s Jokes: So Bad They’re Good Prior/Prioress: A Religious Conundrum What do you call a prior who dislikes visitors? A door knocker. Why did the prioress cross the road? To get to the other monastery. Holiday Humor What do you get when you cross a prior with a Christmas tree? A holy nightcap. Why are […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make Your Mantis Eyes Roll Praying Mantis Jokes: Why did the praying mantis get lost? Because it kept praying for directions! Why do praying mantises make such good comedians? Because they have a natural “praying” ability! Miranda/December 15th Pun: What do you call a month that’s too cold for Miranda? >Decemberrrr! […]
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The Trachea Treatment: Dad Jokes and Bad Puns Trachea Jokes Why did the trachea get lost? Because it didn’t know which way to go! What do you call a trachea that’s always complaining? A whiny airway! Wordplay Wonders Why was the trachea feeling down? Because it had a cough, cough. What do you call a […]
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Electronic Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Electric Electronics-themed Jokes: What did the electron say to the proton? “Hey dude, stay positive!” Why did the computer get a cold? Because it had a virus! Electronics in Ohio: What do you call an electronics store in Ohio? A “Buckeye Best Buy!” Earth and December […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Pasta-ible Pasta-bly Dad Jokes What do you call an Italian who’s always bragging? A pasta-tooter. Why did the Italian chef get arrested? For making meatballs while on parole. FYP-Related Dad Jokes What’s the difference between a dad joke and FYP? One is social media, and the other […]
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Knock Knock: The Dad Joke Extravaganza for the Whole Family Rottweiler Riddles Why did the Rottweiler get lost? *Because he didn’t have a collar! What do you call a Rottweiler that can take down a dragon? *A Slay Rott! Skin and December 14th Puns What do you call a drummer with no skin? *A bonehead! […]
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Dad Joke Delights: A Collection of Comforting Comedy Nonsense Comfort Food Jokes Why is soup such a good comfort food? Because it’s “soul”-soothing! What do you call a hug from a warm blanket? A “comfort food” wrap! Stupid Jokes What do you call a stupid joke that makes you hungry? A “comfort food” joke! Pun […]
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Attention, Knee-Slapping Enthusiasts! Book of Mormon Dad Jokes: Cringe or Crack Up? Book of Mormon and Politically Incorrect Why did the Nephites avoid politically incorrect language? Because they didn’t want to offend the Lamanites! Artery or December 14th Pun What do you call a narrow road in the human body? A one-artery street! Why is […]
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Dad Jokes: The Golden Retriever Edition Dad Joke about Golden Retrievers: What do you call a Golden Retriever who loves to bowl? A “paw”-ling strike! Yo Mamma Joke about Golden Retrievers: Yo mamma’s so hairy, her Golden Retriever looks like a shaved poodle! Pun Joke about Bronchi or December 14th: What do you call a […]
read moreThe Ultimate Dad Joke Extravaganza Chick-n-Nuggets of Wisdom What do…
The Ultimate Dad Joke Extravaganza Chick-n-Nuggets of Wisdom What do you call a chicken nugget that’s always getting into trouble? A rebel nugget! OK Boomer, Hold My Nuggets What do you call a chicken nugget that’s too old for your jokes? An OK boomer nugget! Mirthful Miranda or December Delight What’s Miranda Kerr’s favorite month […]
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Laugh Out Loud with These Hilarious Dad Jokes Larynx Laughs Why did the larynx lose its voice? Because it had a sore throat! What do you call a larynx that loves vegetables? A veg-out-ary gland! Small Intestine Surprise What do you call a small intestine that’s always causing trouble? A duodenum-head! December 13th Puns What […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Quencher for Your Thirsty Brain Juice-y Jokes What do you call orange juice that’s a little too sweet? A-soda-licious! Why did the orange juice blush? Because it was totally pulped! Earth-Shattering Puns What do you get when you combine Earth with December 13th? A merry Earthquake! Knock-knock on Juice’s Door Knock, […]
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Dad Jokes You’ll Either Love or Groan At Papillon Puns Why did the Papillon cross the road? To prove he could butterfly. What do you call a Papillon with a goal-oriented attitude? A determined fly-er. December 13th Puns What do you get when you cross December 13th with an exclamation point? A very excited December […]
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Dad Jokes: A Collection of Groaners and Guffaws Dad Jokes about Open Relationships Why did the couple in an open relationship get in a fight? Because one of them closed the door. What do you call an open relationship where one partner doesn’t know about the other? A clap-back. Pun Jokes What do you call […]
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