Dad Jokes that will Make you Roll Your Eyes and Chuckle! Tuna Jokes Why did the tuna cross the road? To get to the other tide. What do you call a tuna that can’t swim? A sinker! Dude-ly Tuna Joke Dude, where’s my tuna? In the sea! Nereid or December 12th Puns Who’s Nereid? No, […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Juice and Bet Extravaganza Juice Jokes…
Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Juice and Bet Extravaganza Juice Jokes What do you call orange juice that’s been in the fridge too long? Pulp fiction. Why did the orange juice go to jail? Because it got caught in a “squeeze”. Bet-Related Juice Joke Why did Bet get kicked out of the juice bar? Because she […]
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Dad Jokes: The Holy Grail of Groan-worthy Humor Section 1: Helper Jokes Helper Related to Helper: What do you call a Helper who’s always getting lost? A space cadet. Helper Related to Far Out: Why did the Helper go to the Moon? To find the far-out cheese. Section 2: Pun Jokes Tonsils: What do you […]
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Dad Jokes: School Board Edition What do you call a School Board Member who’s always late to meetings? A “dip-out” member! Dip Out-Related Dad Joke Why did the School Board Member dip out early from the budget meeting? Because they couldn’t fathom the expenses! Mar-s Pun What do you call a Martian who always forgets […]
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Nuggets of Dad Jokes: A Feast for Your Funny Bone Chicken Nuggets: The Punchline of Your Mealtime Why did the chicken nugget get lost in the supermarket? Because it couldn’t find its aisle! What do you call a chicken nugget that’s all about technology? A tech-nugget! Hole-y Delights: Pun-ishing Puns What do you call a […]
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Dad’s Day Out: Cheesy Jokes and Groan-Worthy Laughs Comfort Food Conundrums “Why did the broccoli get lost? Because it went to the wrong stalk!” “My kid loves mashed potatoes. I guess you could say she’s a ‘real potato masher’!” Punny Posterior Puns “Why did the musician poop in the back seat of a car? Because […]
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Saturnally Funny Dad Jokes #1 Saturn Joke Why are Saturn’s rings so cold? Because they’re far, far away from the sun! Workplace Wit: Saturn-Day Savior What do you call a Saturnian employee who always saves the day? A ring-around-the-rosy rescuer! Rectum Pun: A (Pop) Quiz What do you call a medical exam done on December […]
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Fun with Dad Jokes: From the Mundane to the Hilarious Local Government Jokes Why did the city council ban skateboarding? Because they were tired of all the wheeling and dealing! What do you call a mayor who can’t spell? A typo-grapher! Brat-Based Jokes Why did the bratty kid get arrested? For churlish behavior! Puns What’s […]
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Dad Jokes: The Candy Edition Candy Jokes that Will Sweeten Your Day Why did the candy bar get rejected from the restaurant? Because it had too many nuts! What do you call a candy that’s always on the go? A “footloose” candy. Simping for Sweets Why did the candy simp get a broken heart? Because […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan but Still Giggle Pancreas Jokes What do you call a pancreas that’s surrounded by ghosts? A ghosted pancreas! Why did the pancreas go to the doctor? Because it was feeling pancreas. Hyperion/December 10th Jokes What do you call December 10th on the planet Hyperion? “Hyperion’s Tenth.” What do […]
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Dad Jokes: Renal Rhapsody Renal Riff: – Why did the kidneys cross the road? To get to the other pee! Woke Wisdom: – What do you call a woke kidney? A UN-in-a-box! Gumdrop Goofiness: – What’s pink and makes your breath smell bad? A boxing kangaroo! (Get it? “Gums” and “December 10th” — “10th” = […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Belly Laugh Bonanza Salt-tastic Jokes: Why was the salt so salty? Because it got into a huge argument with pepper! What do you call a salt that’s out of fashion? Cheugy salt! Eye-Rolling Pun: What do you call December 10th? Eye-sight! Salty Knock-Knock Joke: Knock, knock. Who’s there? Salt. Salt who? […]
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Dad Jokes for Any Occasion Prepare to laugh out loud with these rib-tickling dad jokes that will make you groan and smile simultaneously! Scapula Shenanigans What’s a medical term that sounds like a body part that holds a shoulder in place? Scap-you-la! Why did the dad joke about his shoulder blade get so many groans? […]
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Dad Jokes: The Guacamole of Wordplay Burrito Banter What do you call a burrito that went to therapy? A wrap-o-logist. Why did the burrito leave the party? Because it was outta sight! Punny Encounters What do you call a group of lymph nodes? A node-ocracy. What’s the date when doctors go on strike? De-cember 9th! […]
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Dad’s Joke Fiesta: Gun Control Shenanigans and More Trigger Finger Policies Why did the gun control advocate cross the road? * To get to the other side… legally. Peachy Keenes What’s Peachy’s favorite gun control measure? * A background check on every peach. Mouthy December What do you call December 9th with a mask on? […]
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