Dad Jokes: The Firefighter Extinguisher of Humor Firefighter Firecracker What do you call a firefighter who’s always playing with fire? A pyromaniac. Firefighter Lit-erature What do you call a firefighter who loves reading? A hose and tell. Bladder Pun What do you call a firefighter who’s always got to go to the bathroom? A hydrant-seeker. […]
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Dad Jokes for the Perplexed Prepare yourself for a rollercoaster…
Dad Jokes for the Perplexed Prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of corny humor as we dive into the realm of dad jokes. Matrimonial Mishaps Why did the group marriage fail? Because they couldn’t agree on who was the “honey.” How do you find the forefather of group marriage? You look for the original “homey.” Punny […]
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Calling All Pun-Lovers and Dad Joke Enthusiasts! Fusion Cuisine Dad Jokes Why did the sushi chef quit his job? Because there was nothing left to roll with. What do you call fusion cuisine that’s aiming for greatness? Goal-fusion! Artery/December 3rd Pun What do clogged arteries and the third day of December have in common? They’re […]
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Dad Joke Extravaganza: Boston Terriers, Bodacious Puns, and More! Why did the Boston Terrier cross the road? To get to the other Paw-sitive side! What do you call a Boston Terrier with a special talent? A Bodacious-acious terrier! What did one Venus say to the other Venus on December 3rd? “Hey, it’s our anniversary!” Knock […]
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Dad Jokes So Bad They’re Good (Or Not) Abortion Jokes Why did the abortion clinic hire a comedian? To lighten up the mood! Why was the unborn baby in the Lowkey position? Because it was hiding from the nurse. Pun Jokes What do you call a breast with high morals? A nipple of integrity. What […]
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Dad Jokes: A Collection of the Bad and the Paw-some Tail-Wagging Dad Jokes About English Springer Spaniels What do you call an English Springer Spaniel that’s always got its nose in the newspaper? A daily bark-er! Why did the English Springer Spaniel cross the road? To get to the other paw-ty. No Cap Dad Joke […]
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Dad Jokes: The Official Guide to Making Your Kids Groan Dad Joke About County Commissioner: Why did the County Commissioner get lost at sea? Because he couldn’t find his way to the boat-ding office! County Commissioner Joke About The Man: What do you call a County Commissioner who always has his nose in The Man’s […]
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Dad Jokes: The Snacktastic Edition Snacks What do you call a potato chip that’s always in a bad mood? A frown-tater! What do you get when you catch a chip on the run? A chip dip! Catch you on the flip side Why did the chip flip over? To see the onion dip! Mouth or […]
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Title: Dad Jokes: Canine Edition, Featuring the Australian Cattle Dog Australian Cattle Dog Jokes: What do you call an Australian Cattle Dog who can’t stop talking? A heel-her. What do you call an Australian Cattle Dog that loves to dance? A jiver. Pun Joke: What do you call Charon playing jazz on December 2nd? A […]
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Get Ready for Some Pun-tastic Dad Jokes! Tubular Dad Jokes Why don’t they allow tubing on the interstate? Because it would be too tube-lar traffic! What do you call tubing that’s out of this world? Far out tubing! Puns for the Ages What do you call a doctor who specializes in butts? An anal-ist! Why […]
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Laugh Out Dad: Tickle Your Funny Bone with These Comforting Dad Jokes Dad Joke About Comfort Food: Why did the bread go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby! Comfort Food-Related Dad Joke with a Radical Twist: What do you call a radical comfort food? A “cheese-tastrophe!” Oil Glands or December 2nd Pun: What […]
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Dad Jokes: Grain-tastic Humor for the Whole Family Grain Jokes: What do you call a grain that’s always in a good mood? A hap-pea! Why did the farmer get lost in his corn field? Because he couldn’t find the kernel! Food and Drink Jokes: What’s the difference between a grain of rice and a grain […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: The Ultimate Sodium Bicarbonate Extravaganza Baking Soda Bonanza What do you call baking soda that can’t swim? A sinking agent! Classic Dad Joke: Why did the baking soda refuse to eat the cookie? Because it didn’t want to get baked! Nix or December 2nd Puns What do you call a snowman with […]
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Daddy’s Day of Chuckles Hey there, laughter lovers! Gather ’round for a holy dose of dad jokes that will make you chuckle so hard, you’ll be shaking like a tambourine. Liturgical Minister Fun Why did the liturgical minister get red in the face? Because he was ALTARed! What do you call a liturgical minister with […]
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Dad Jokes for the Seed-y and the Not-So-Seed-y Seed Jokes Why did the seed run away? Because it was afraid of being planted! What do you call a seed that’s always in trouble? A bad seed! Naughty Seed Joke Why did the horticulturist get fired? Because he couldn’t keep his hands off the seeds! Palate […]
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