Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Guide for Laughs and Groans Animal Antics Why did the tiger need a nap? Because it was feeling “roar”d! What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A “couch potatoo”! My new pet turtle is super trendy. It’s a “millennial” turtle. Why? Because it only comes out of its shell to eat […]
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Historic Scraps: A Journey Through Time on December 17th in…
Historic Scraps: A Journey Through Time on December 17th in Africa TL;DR: Explore the tapestry of history through Historic Scraps from Uganda on December 17th, uncovering forgotten tales and illuminating the past’s impact on today. A Glimpse into Uganda’s Past Uganda, a vibrant land in the heart of East Africa, holds a rich tapestry of […]
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Dad Jokes: A Hole-y Primer on Laughter If you’re afraid of patterns of holes, known as trypophobia, here’s a “hole”-some joke to lighten your mood: Why did the trypophobe get a Swiss cheese sandwich? Because they wanted to face their fears “hole”-heartedly! And if your vibe check reveals a case of trypophobia, here’s another gem: […]
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Dad Jokes: The Poultry Edition and Beyond Dad Joke about Poultry: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other fry-day! Cheugy Poultry Dad Joke: What’s the cheugiest way for a turkey to say “gobble”? “Basic.” Lung/December 14th Pun: What do lungs and December 14th have in common? They’re both full of […]
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Dad Jokes: The Holy Grail of Groan-worthy Humor Section 1: Helper Jokes Helper Related to Helper: What do you call a Helper who’s always getting lost? A space cadet. Helper Related to Far Out: Why did the Helper go to the Moon? To find the far-out cheese. Section 2: Pun Jokes Tonsils: What do you […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (or Laugh) Meat-ingful Jokes Why did the butcher cross the road? To get to the other meat side! What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef! Snack-Related Puns What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! Why did the cheese get arrested? Because […]
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Dad Jokes for the Discerning National Level Jokes Why was the flagpole so nervous? Because it had a lot of waves to deal with! What do you call a goat who’s always breaking records? A G.O.A.T. (Greatest of All Time) Puns What’s another name for December 9th? National Get Your Nerve Up Day. Knock-Knock Joke […]
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Dad Jokes: The Guacamole of Wordplay Burrito Banter What do you call a burrito that went to therapy? A wrap-o-logist. Why did the burrito leave the party? Because it was outta sight! Punny Encounters What do you call a group of lymph nodes? A node-ocracy. What’s the date when doctors go on strike? De-cember 9th! […]
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Laugh Out Dad: Tickle Your Funny Bone with These Comforting Dad Jokes Dad Joke About Comfort Food: Why did the bread go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby! Comfort Food-Related Dad Joke with a Radical Twist: What do you call a radical comfort food? A “cheese-tastrophe!” Oil Glands or December 2nd Pun: What […]
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Headline: Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dad Jokes! Snacks What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! Why did the snack attack the vending machine? Because it was hungry for change! Stupid Jokes What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time! Teeth/November 30th Why don’t dentists make jokes on […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Laugh and Spaghetti Spaghetti Jokes Why did the spaghetti get a job in construction? Because it was always falling for somebody! Why did the spaghetti simp for the meatballs? Because it was always hanging around, hoping for a bite! Puns What do you call a planet that’s constantly giving […]
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Dad Jokes: The Cringiest and Coolest Alternative Relationship Dad Jokes What do you call an alternative couple with no kids? A child-free zone. What do you call a GOAT in an alternative relationship? A spiffy billy goat. Punny Navel/November 25th Joke What do you get when you combine a belly button and a holiday? A […]
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Dad Jokes: Dayan, Outta Sight, and More! Dayan-O-Mite Jokes Why did Dayan get lost? Because he couldn’t follow his own nose! What did Dayan say when he vanished? “Outta sight!” Punderful Jokes What do you call a moon that’s full of holes? Enceladus, the Swiss cheese moon! Why did the turkey get arrested on November […]
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Grip Your Gags: Hilarious Dad Jokes That’ll Tickle Your Funny Bone Trypophobia: The Joke-opolis Why did the person with trypophobia run away from the bubble wrap? The holes were freaking them out! What do you call trypophobia when you’re trying to relax? Take a chill pill, lotus flower! Punny Paradigms What do you call a […]
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Dad Jokes: Laugh-Out-Loud Laughters for All Ages Presidential Pun-derfulness “Why did President Biden go to the doctor? Because he broke his promise!” Yo Mamma’s Presidential Punchline “Yo mamma so old, she remembers when the Chief Executive was called the Big Cheese!” Nipply November 15th “What’s the difference between nipples and November 15th? One has two […]
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