Dad Jokes: A Monastic Misadventure Prepare your corny-meters for a dad joke extravaganza! Prior/Prioress Pronunciation Peculiarities Why did the Prior and Prioress get a tongue-tied choir? They kept singing “pre-or, pre-or.” What did the chill Prior say to the Prioress? “Let’s just pop a prior-cicle!” Puns and Knock-Knocks Why are Galatea statues so bad at […]
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Dad Jokes: Where Corny Meets Hilarious Dad Jokes about Ketchup…
Dad Jokes: Where Corny Meets Hilarious Dad Jokes about Ketchup Why did the ketchup go to the doctor? Because it was feeling red-uced! What do you call ketchup that’s too spicy for Santa? Saucy Claws! Holiday Humor What do you call ketchup that’s been wrapped in a Christmas stocking? Seasoned greetings! Puns and Knock-Knock Jokes […]
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Dad jokes about history near Malawi Where to find Sports Laughs in Malawi? In the annals of Malawi’s past, a mischievous twist of fate unfolded. Like a jester’s punchline, a renowned figure once quipped, “Our history resembles a badly told joke—awash in unexpected turns, twists, and a punchline that leaves you bewildered.” On this hallowed […]
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French near Salivary glands Get French in Salivary glands, read on… Pithy Version: “My opponent: ‘As French as a croissant.’ Me: ‘More like a baguette, with a hint of dad jokes’.” Bonus Joke: What’s a fish with no eyes? Fsh! Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Good and the Hilariously Bad TL;DR: Dad jokes are corny, silly, and […]
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Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Roll Your Ice Enceladus Edition Why does Enceladus keep crashing into other moons? Because it’s on a salty quest! What’s Enceladus’s ultimate goal? To make a “splash” on the galactic scene! Punny What do you call a planet that’s always cold? Uranus chilled! Why is December 28th the shortest day […]
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Dad Jokes: The Electrician Edition Bad Dad Jokes Why did the electrician get fired? Because he couldn’t resist a good “wire” joke. What do you call an electrician who always makes up excuses? A “resistor.” Yass Dad Joke Yass, I’m an electrician, but I’m still not “grounded.” Punny Jokes What do you call a tree […]
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Dad Jokes: A Suspension of Laughter Dad Jokes About Rappelling Joke 1: Q: What do you call a rapper who loves climbing? A: A rappeller. Joke 2: Q: Why did the rapper get stuck on the cliff? A: Because his dig it was too weak! Pun Jokes Joke: What do you call a planet that’s […]
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Dad Jokes: The Bird, the Catchphrase, and the Month of Misadventures What do you call a turkey that can’t stop dancing? A disco fowl! Here’s a twist related to “Catch you on the flip side”: What do you say to a turkey on a merry-go-round? Catch you on the flip side! Pun-derful Nerves or December […]
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Laugh It Up with These Hilarious Dad Jokes Whitewater Rafting Jokes Why did the whitewater rafter get lost? Because he didn’t have a paddle-o-meter! What do you call a whitewater rafting team that loses its boat? A Titanic effort. Puns & Punny Jokes What do you call a tongue that can’t stop talking? A jabberjaw! […]
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Dad Jokes: Soul Food Special Soul Food Jokes: What do you call a Soul food dish that’s so good, it makes the angels sing? Turkey in the pew! Why don’t they like Soul food at the racetrack? Because the chicken always comes last! Soul Food and Historical Humor: What did Abraham Lincoln say when he […]
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Legendary Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Roll Your Eyes and Laugh Dad Joke: Gibbon Edition “Why don’t gibbons vote? Because they’re bananas at politics!” “My gibbon always gets a kick out of Rizz!” Nose or December 25th Pun “What did the nose say to December 25th? ‘You smell merry Christmas!’” Knock-Knock Joke: Gibbon “Knock, knock.” […]
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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Good and the Hilariously Bad Get ready for a corny adventure as we dive into the wacky world of dad jokes! Orangutan-cy Why did the orangutan cross the road? * To get to the other jungle gym! Bummer, the orange orangutan walked into a bar: * Bartender: “Why the long face?” * […]
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Dad Jokes: A Trypophobia Bonanza Trypophobia Tickles Why did the person with trypophobia refuse to buy a Swiss cheese sandwich? Because the holes were staring back! Trypophobia and Entertainment What do you call a movie that gives people with trypophobia the heebie-jeebies? A “Poppin’ Pictures” flick! Earth and December Puns Why was Earth’s first day […]
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Prepare to Roll on the Floor Laughing with Dad’s Mighty Jokes Pancreas Puns: Sweet or Sour? What do you call a pancreas with attitude? A bodacious pancreas! My pancreas was so excited to meet the new pancreas, it couldn’t wait to pancreas! Planetary and Punny What do you get when you put a satellite around […]
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Intergalactic Dad Jokes: Stargate Universe Edition Dad Joke about Stargate Universe: What do you call a Stargate that’s stuck in a parallel universe? A stargate-way! Another Dad Joke about Stargate Universe and “Dig It”: Why did the Destiny crew need to dig a hole? Because they were trying to find a Stargate… and they didn’t […]
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