Dad Jokes: The Corniest of the Corn Alternative Lifestyle Dad Jokes What do you call a vegan who’s always bragging about how they don’t eat meat? A know-it-all-kale! What’s the difference between a vegetarian and a savage? Vegetarians eat their steak moo-less! Alveoli/December 3rd Puns What do you call the air sacs in your lungs? […]
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Title: Dad Jokes: Canine Edition, Featuring the Australian Cattle Dog…
Title: Dad Jokes: Canine Edition, Featuring the Australian Cattle Dog Australian Cattle Dog Jokes: What do you call an Australian Cattle Dog who can’t stop talking? A heel-her. What do you call an Australian Cattle Dog that loves to dance? A jiver. Pun Joke: What do you call Charon playing jazz on December 2nd? A […]
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Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Groan (and Laugh) Prepare yourself for a cavalcade of corny dad jokes that’ll leave you rolling your eyes and cracking up simultaneously. Sculpting Jokes: Why was the sculptor so good at shaping clay? Because he kneaded it! What do you call a sculptor who’s always running away? A dip-out artist! […]
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Dad Jokes: Kosher Edition Kosher Jokes Why is kosher food so expensive? Because it’s “holier-than-thou!” What do you call a kosher simp? A “matzo pillow!” Punny Jokes What’s Despina doing on December 1st? “De-sembling” (dissembling) her Christmas tree! Knock-Knock Jokes Knock, knock Who’s there? Kosher Kosher who? Kosher this a joke? It’s not very good! […]
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Challenge the Dad Joke Status Quo: A Smorgasbord of Sarcasm and Silliness Relationship Jokes that Defy Expectations Why did the husband put his wife’s photo in his wallet? Because he wanted to keep her close and far away at the same time! What do you call a couple who shares everything, including their snacks? A-peel-ing! […]
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Dad Jokes: The Language Edition Dad Jokes About Language Why couldn’t the bicycle smile? Because it was two tired! What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! Dad Jokes About Veg Out Why did the broccoli start a band? Because it wanted to rock ‘n’ roll! What do you call a vegetable that’s […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Hilarious! Biography Jokes: What do you call a biography written by someone who lives on the edge? A gnarly biography. What’s the difference between a biography and a gnarly biography? One is a life story, the other is a life story with gnarls! Pun Jokes: What did […]
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Dad Jokes: Where the Good and Bad Collide Relationship Diversity Dad Jokes Why did the interracial couple cross the road? To get to the other side… of the world! What do you call a relationship between a deaf person and a blind person? A long-distance relationship. Highkey Related Relationship Diversity Dad Joke Why did the […]
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Prepare Yourself for Some Stellar Dad Jokes and Political Puns Get ready to roll your eyes and chuckle as we dive into the realm of dad jokes with a political flavor. Let’s kick things off with a few gems: Political Dad Joke: Why did the politician plant so many trees? Because he wanted to create […]
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Beam Me Up, Jokes! Star Trek: Enterprise Dad Jokes Why did Captain Archer keep asking T’Pol to translate? Because he didn’t want to look like an alien! What’s the difference between Star Trek: Enterprise and a pizza? They both have nacelles! Urban Jokes Why did the Enterprise crew cross the road? To get to the […]
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Dad Jokes for Administrative Assistants An Assistant’s Lament What do you call an Administrative Assistant who’s always late for work? A procrastinating assistant! Classic Dad Jokes Redux Why did the Administrative Assistant cross the road? To get to the copier on the other side! Punderful Ganymede What’s Ganymede’s favorite month? November 27th (You never-ember!) Knocking […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: Rebbe Edition and Beyond Rebbe Jokes What do you call a Rebbe who tells corny jokes? A punchline haver. Why are Rebbes’ jokes so bad? Because they’re Torah-bly pun-ny. Rebbe and Naughty Jokes Why did the Rebbe cross the playground? To check out the naughty slides. What do you call a Rebbe’s […]
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Headline: Dad Jokes: A Hoot or a Groan? Salamander Jokes: Why did the salamander cross the road? To get to the other s(w)ide! What do you call a salamander with a bad attitude? A snarkamander! Ariel or November 26th Pun Joke: What do you call a mermaid on Black Friday? A shell-ebrator! Knock-Knock Joke: Knock, […]
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Dad Joke Digest: Unraveling the Mystery of Decluttering Decluttering: Unmasking the Dad Joke Enigma What do you call a pile of clothes you can’t throw away? A “heap of indecisiveness”! Why did the house say to the bag of clutter? “You’re getting a little too ‘Homey’ for me!” Tongue vs. November 24th: The Pun-Off What […]
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Dad Jokes that Will Make You Groan (or Groovy) Dad Jokes on Earth and in Space Battlestar Galactica Dad Jokes Joke 1: Why was the Battlestar Galactica so hard to destroy? Answer: Because it was a-peel-ing to enemy fire. Joke 2: What do you call a Battlestar Galactica that’s been groovy? Answer: A funky ship. […]
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