Dive into the Corny and Clever World of Dad Jokes: Pasta, Puns, and Political Anecdotes Dad Jokes about Pasta Why did the pasta go to jail? Because it was caught with al dente! What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! Pasta-Related Dad Joke (Lowkey) Why do lowkey pastas always get booked for speeding? […]
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Dad Jokes: The Corny and the Classic If you’re ready…
Dad Jokes: The Corny and the Classic If you’re ready for a pork-filled feast of laughter, buckle up, son! Here are some dad jokes that will make you squeal with delight (or maybe groan). Pork Jokes Why was the piglet so embarrassed? Because he was caught in a porky lie! What do you call a […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Collection of Corny and Genius Quips Knock-Knock Jokes: A Dad’s Delight Why did the Dad get lost in the grocery store? Because he couldn’t find the aisle he was looking for! What do you call a Knock-Knock joke that’s too long? A Generation Alpha Knock-Knock joke! (Get it? Alpha-bet?) Pun-ishingly Bad […]
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Daddy Cool Jokes: Get Ready for Some Corny Laughs Corn Oil Capers What do you call corn oil that’s been used to make popcorn? Popping oil! Satire: Why did the corn oil get arrested? For making too many kernels! Brain Buster What do you call the 9th month of the year that’s filled with brains? […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Guide to Corny and Hilarious Humor Dad Jokes about Group Marriage Why are group marriages so successful? Because they have a lot of support. What do you call a group marriage where everyone speaks jive? A poly-jive-ony. Despina/December 7th Pun Joke What do you call a group marriage between Despina and […]
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Laugh Out Loud with Corny Dad Jokes! Scorpion Jokes What do you call a scorpion that just lost its stinger? A sorry scorpion. Why did the scorpion cross the road? To get to the other side… and sting it! Puns & Punny Jokes What do you call a scorpion with a laptop? A pincerputer. What […]
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Dad Jokes: The Corny and the Clever Home Improvement Humour Why did the housepainter only use one coat of paint? Because he couldn’t afford the second coat! What do you call a singer who fixes houses? A Handy Mandy! Puns and Knock-Knocks Why don’t people like bellybuttons? Because they’re navel-gazing! What do you call December […]
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Prepare to Laugh: The Most Corny Yet Hilarious Dad Jokes Ever! Meditation Why did the meditating yogi become a comedian? Because he found inner peace through laughter! Satire: Why don’t meditating satirists need a mic? They can project their Zen jokes with their third eye! Puns What do you call a mermaid who’s always cleaning […]
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Dad Jokes: When the Punchline Is Corny, but the Laughter Is Real Dad Jokes About Gun Control: Why do gun owners love Velcro? Because it’s just right for holding things together! What do you call a gun control advocate with a concealed weapon? Politically incorrect. Umbilicus/November 30th Pun: Why did the belly button cross the […]
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Corny Dad Jokes for Foundation Lovers Foundation Dad Joke: Why did the foundation contractor get fired? Because he couldn’t lay the ground work! Foundation Stupid Joke: What do you call a foundation that’s stuck in a ditch? A grounded foundation! Pneumonia/November 25th Pun: What do you call a holiday celebrated with congestion? November 25th! (Pneumonia) […]
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Dad Jokes: The Corny Capers of Comedy Criminal Capers Why did the detective go to the hardware store? To buy some crime-scene tape! What do you call a criminal who’s always on the run? A high-tailer! Sus-pect Jokes Why did the sus cook quit their job? Because they kept getting dough-pe! I guess you could […]
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Dad Jokes: The Cheesy, Corny, and Sometimes Hilarious World of Puns and Knock-Knocks Candy Jokes What do you call a candy bar that’s always breaking out in song? A KitKat-strophe! Why did the Skittles go to the doctor? Because they were feeling Skibidi-Rizzy! Pun Jokes What do you call a small intestine with a terrible […]
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Get Ready for Some Corny Dad Jokes That Will Leave You Groaning and Giggling! Food Preservation What do you call a dehydrated mummy? Beef jerky! What do you call an apple that’s been canned? A compote! On Fleek Why did the hipster put his jam in the fridge? To make it on fleek! Miranda or […]
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Dad Jokes: The Corny Corner for Canine Enthusiasts Cane Corso Calamities What do you call a Cane Corso that’s always getting into trouble? A paw-blem child! Why did the Cane Corso get lost? Because it went on a “leash-less” adventure! Basic Blunders How do you make a Cane Corso’s tail wag? Teach it Basic, then […]
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Dad Jokes: Corny Classics, Punny Treasures, and a Confined-Space Conundrum Claustrophobia: The Fear of Tight Spaces Joke 1: Why did the claustrophobic man get arrested? Because he was caught taking up too much space! Joke 2 (Satire): What do you call a claustrophobic politician? A lobbyist. Puns Galore Ariel: What did Ariel wear to her […]
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