Dad Jokes for Days: Yorkshire Terrier Edition Yorkshire Terrier Jokes: What do you call a Yorkshire Terrier who’s always up for a party? A paw-ty animal! Why did the Yorkshire Terrier cross the road? To get to the other side of the couch! FOMO Yorkshire Terrier Joke: Why didn’t the Yorkshire Terrier want to go […]
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Groan-Worthy Dad Jokes to Make You Roll Your Eyes Sunday…
Groan-Worthy Dad Jokes to Make You Roll Your Eyes Sunday School Shenanigans What do you call a Sunday School teacher who talks too much? A psalm reader. What do you call a Sunday School teacher who’s always cold? A chill-dren of God. Punny Business What do you call it when your Eustachian tubes get clogged? […]
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Dad Jokes for Days: Quad, Slay, and Other Silliness Quad Jokes Why did the quad get in trouble at school? Because it was horsing around! What do you call a slow quad? A lag-wagon. Quad-Slay Jokes Why did the slayer quad slay all the spiders? Because it was a web-wrecker! What do you call a […]
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Dad Jokes for Days: Monkey Business and More Colobus Monkey: A Tail of Bad Jokes What do you call a Colobus monkey that’s always late? A procrastinating primate! Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion: The Colobus Way Why is DEI important for Colobus monkeys? Because they need to have a tailorshop to accommodate all their different tail […]
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Dad Jokes for Days: Embroidery Edition Embroidery Jokes What do you call a lazy embroider? A stitcher slacker! Why did the embroider cross the road? To reach the other thread! Peachy Jokes What do you call a peach that’s good at embroidery? A peachy keen stitcher! What does a peachy broider say when they finish […]
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Dad Jokes for Days: A Collection of the Groan-Worthy and Hilarious Skin-tastic Jokes Why did the lady get rid of her snakeskin purse? Because it was shedding its scales all over the place! What do you call a person with no skin? Skin-less. Get it? Bussin’! Spine-Chilling Puns What do you call the part of […]
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Dad Jokes for Days Great Dane Dad Jokes What do you call a Great Dane that’s always getting into trouble? A hooligan-Dane! Why are Great Danes so good at politics? Because they’re pros at wagging their tails and barking orders! “Homey” Dad Jokes What do you call a Great Dane named Homey who loves to […]
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Dad Jokes: Yorkshire Terrier Edition Daddy Dog Daycare What do you call a Yorkshire Terrier that loves to play in the backyard? A lawn molar! Gen X-Paw-nation Why did the Gen X Yorkshire Terrier refuse to use social media? Because it didn’t want to be a Paw-some Millenial! Punny December What do you call a […]
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Dad’s Day Out: Cheesy Jokes and Groan-Worthy Laughs Comfort Food Conundrums “Why did the broccoli get lost? Because it went to the wrong stalk!” “My kid loves mashed potatoes. I guess you could say she’s a ‘real potato masher’!” Punny Posterior Puns “Why did the musician poop in the back seat of a car? Because […]
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Dad Jokes: The Dish of the Day Fine Dining Dad Jokes: Why is fine dining like a bad haircut? Because it’s over-priced and leaves a sour aftertaste. What do you call a turnt fine dining experience? “Fancy drunk dining.” Puns on the Bladder and December 8th: My bladder is like December 8th, because it’s all […]
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Dad Jokes for Dog Days Siberian Husky Dad Jokes Why did the Siberian Husky cross the road? To get to the other paw-ty! What do you call a Siberian Husky in Ohio? A Buck-eye-ski! Vein and December 6th Pun Jokes Why are veins like holidays? Because they’re always blue on December 6th! Siberian Husky Knock-Knock […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make Your Knees Weak Sunday School Shenanigans Joke 1: What did the Sunday school teacher say to the loud student? “Pipe down!” Joke 2 (DEI-related): Why was the Sunday school teacher fired? Because he couldn’t keep the peace! PUN-derful Time Joke: What do you call a person who hates “I-O”? A […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Sweeten Your Day Sugar Jokes: What do you call a pile of sugar that’s really small? A micro-scopic lump of sugar! Why did the sugar get arrested? Because it was a low-carb suspect! Bet-Related Sugar Joke: What did the sugar say to the bet? “I can’t believe you’re going to eat […]
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Dad Jokes for Days: From Cartilage to Knock-Knocks Cartilage Conundrums Why did the cartilage get fired from its job? Because it couldn’t support its own weight! Workplace Wit: Why did the cartilage put in for a raise? Because it felt underappreciated for all its hard work! Alveoli and November Pun-derments What do you call tiny […]
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Jolly Old Dad Jokes: Holidays, Flex, and More! Holidays “What do you call Santa’s helpers who are always getting into trouble? Elf-bettors!” “What do you get when you cross Santa and a detective? Claus and effect!” Holidays and Flex “Why did Santa do squats every day? To build up his ‘flex’ appeal!” Ureter or November […]
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