Laughter and Logic: Dad Jokes with a Twist Seed Jokes Why did the seed cross the road? To get to the other “pod.” What do you call a naughty seed? A “bean” there, done that. Pun Jokes Why are capillaries so important? Because they’re “small” but mighty! What happens on December 21st? The “short”est day […]
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Dad Jokes: A Trypophobia Bonanza Trypophobia Tickles Why did the…
Dad Jokes: A Trypophobia Bonanza Trypophobia Tickles Why did the person with trypophobia refuse to buy a Swiss cheese sandwich? Because the holes were staring back! Trypophobia and Entertainment What do you call a movie that gives people with trypophobia the heebie-jeebies? A “Poppin’ Pictures” flick! Earth and December Puns Why was Earth’s first day […]
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Dad Joke Bonanza: Hypothalamus Jokes and More! Hypothalamus Jokes Joke: Why did the hypothalamus go to the doctor? Answer: Because it was feeling a little off-center. Pun Joke: What do you call a hypothalamus that’s always making puns? Answer: A cortical jester. Bronchioles/December 20th Pun Joke Joke: What do you call the smallest bronchiole in […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Gimme Stargate Atlantis Dad Jokes Why did the Wraith get lost in the Stargate Atlantis maze? Because they couldn’t find their whey. What do you call a Stargate Atlantis expedition that’s always coughing? A wheeze! Stargate Atlantis Health and Fitness Dad Joke Why did Ronon Dex join […]
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Paleo Dad Jokes: Groan-Worthy and Hilarious Tell me a Dad Joke about Paleo: Why did the Paleo dad get kicked out of the restaurant? Because he was caught using his stone axe to cut his steak! Add another Dad Joke about Paleo related to Skibidi: What do you call a Paleo person who loves to […]
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Laugh Your Socks Off with These Hilariously Awful Dad Jokes Stargate Atlantis Jokery Why did the Wraith attack Stargate Atlantis? Because they wanted to get their hands on some Stargate ice cream! What do you call an Ancient stuck in the wilderness? A treehugger! Puns of the Day What do you call blood vessels that […]
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Holy Cow, Dad Jokes! Religious Roles “What do you call a priest who’s always in trouble?” – A rebel without a cross! Holy Humdrum “Why couldn’t the atheist find his church?” – Because it was a non-believer! December 20th: Pun-derful Day “What do you call the day when everyone gets a holiday, except for nails?” […]
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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Bad and the Hilariously Bad Dione-licious Jokes Why is Dione so amazing? Because she’s a Titan in the sky! What do you call Dione when she’s dancing? A Gyat-strator! Sweat and December Puns What do you call sweat glands that are always closed? Dehydrate glands! Why is December 20th the sweatiest day […]
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Shrimply Irresistible Dad Jokes Shrimp Jokes What do you call a shrimp that’s always at the end of the line? A tail-ender! Why did the shrimp cross the road? To get to the other tide! Shrimp in Ohio What’s the difference between a shrimp and an Ohioan? Ohioans are boiled in butter, while shrimp are […]
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Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Go ‘Glass Half-Empty’ Glassblowing Jokes What do you call a glassblower who’s always on the go? A fast-paced glassmaker! On God, did you hear about the glassblower who stole the lightbulb? He got caught doing his own lighting! Sweat Jokes Why don’t you trust sweat glands? Because they’re always sweating […]
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Dad Jokes: The Art of Painfully Hilarious Puns Have you heard about the snail who was late for his job interview? He was fired for being too slow! (Slow food joke) And after years of working hard, the caterpillar finally glowed up into… a beautiful butterfly! (Slow food joke related to glow-up) What do you […]
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Hit Me With Your Best Dad Joke Tendons: The Good, the Dad, and the Ugly Tendon Jokes That’ll Make You Groan What do you call a tendon that’s always getting you into trouble? An achillies heel! Why did the tendon cross the road? To get to the other side… like everybody else! What do you […]
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Dadly Wisdom: The Art of Terrible and Tremendous Jokes Eat Up These Chinese Food Jokes! What do you call a Chinese guy who’s always selling fake watches? A knock-off vendor! Why did the Chinese noodle refuse to leave the soup pot? Because it was a-ramen! Simp-ly Delightful Jokes What do you call a guy who […]
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Dad Joke Bonanza: Battlestar Galactica, Ghosted, and More! Battlestar Galactica Dad Jokes Why did the Cylon go to the hardware store? To buy some nuts and bolts. Why did the Viper pilot refuse to eat cereal? Because it was full of bugs! Ghosted Dad Joke: Why are Cylon raiders like bad dates? Because they keep […]
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Dad Jokes: The Kayaking Category Get ready for some paddle-oarsome dad jokes that will leave you overboard with laughter! Kayaking Jokes What do you call a kayak that never sinks? Unsinkable! Why did the kayaker cross the river twice? To get to the other paddle! Salty Kayaking Jokes What do you call a kayaker after […]
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