Sharpen Your Wit with These Pointless Yet Poignant Dad Jokes Aichmophobia Edition Fear of needles? It’s called aichmophobia. And here’s a joke for that: Why did the aichmophobe cross the road? To get to the other side of the syringe! Woke and Pointed Woke culture has its own spin on aichmophobia: Why did the woke […]
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Dad Jokes: Sculpting and Shenanigans You’re probably wondering why I…
Dad Jokes: Sculpting and Shenanigans You’re probably wondering why I had to marble all the way to the store to get some candy. It’s because I ran out of granite! Oh, you don’t get it? It’s a “rock” solid joke. Cheugy Dad Joke: I’m so old, I remember when sculpting was called “chiseling rock.” Kids […]
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Laugh Out Loud with Paw-some Dad Jokes for Dog Lovers Great Pyrenees Dad Jokes: What do you call a Great Pyrenees who’s always late? A “paw-post-pone-er”! Why did the Great Pyrenees cross the road? To get to the other “side-burp”! What do you call a Great Pyrenees that loves snacks? A “fur-nacious snack-o-holic”! Oberon and […]
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Dad Jokes: A Guide to the Ridiculous and the Subpar Newfie Nonsense What do you call a Newfoundlander with no arms and legs? A worm. Why did the Newfoundlander cross the road? To get to the other ice-berg, eh b’y? Slay’s Silly Side What do you call a Newfoundlander who can’t read or write? A […]
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Dad Jokes to Challenge the Status Quo and Tickle Your Funny Bone Relationship Jokes that Defy Expectations Why did the couple break up? Because they kept taking each other for granite. What do you call a couple that’s always together? Co-de-pend-ance Day. My wife told me I should be more romantic. So I bought her […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: A Mirrored Reflection of Laughter Dad Joke: Black Mirror Edition What do you get when a robot watches Black Mirror? Chips and salsa! Black Mirror Dad Joke with a Redneck Twist Why did the redneck watch Black Mirror? To see if his cousin was on it! Puns to Make You LOL Why […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Groan and Laugh Gardening Jokes: What do you call a vegetable that never stops growing? An ever-growing gourd! What did the politically incorrect gardener say to the activist? “Get off my compost pile!” Oberon/December 19th Pun: Why is Oberon so popular on December 19th? Because it’s the shortest day of […]
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Dad Jokes: The Cluckiest, Punniest Collection Chicken Nuggets: The Chew-tiful Comedians What do you call a chicken nugget that’s been in the freezer for too long? A “frost-bitten breast.” And for our DEI-conscious audience: Why did the chicken nugget join the diversity committee? Because it wanted to “nuggetify” the menu. Bones and Holiday Pun-derfulness What […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Guide for Laughs and Groans Animal Antics Why did the tiger need a nap? Because it was feeling “roar”d! What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A “couch potatoo”! My new pet turtle is super trendy. It’s a “millennial” turtle. Why? Because it only comes out of its shell to eat […]
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Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Groan (and Laugh) Ligament-ary Fun Why did the ligament go to the doctor? It was feeling a little strained. What do Gen Xers call ligaments? “Old and stretchy.” Urethra/December 19th Pun-ishment What do you call a clogged urethra? A urine the clear way! Why did the calendar jump on December […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Roll Your Eyes (But Also Laugh) Pilates-Related Puns What do you call a Pilates instructor who loves grunge music? A Kurt Shred-Cobain. I just got into Pilates. It’s not very heavy, but I’m doing it every week to keep my body balanced. Hydra Puns and December 18th Jokes Why […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Roll Your Fries with Laughter About French Fries Why did the French fry go to the doctor? Because it was feeling fry-ed! What do you call a French fry that’s always in trouble? A French Fry-day! Dad Jokes for Wicked Fans Why did Elphaba eat so many fries? Because […]
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Dad Jokes: Where Puns and Punchlines Collide Pilots Take Flight with Dad Jokes Why did the pilot get lost? Because he couldn’t read the flight plan. What do you call a pilot who’s always on trend? An “on fleek” pilot. Dion-mite December Puns What’s Dione’s favorite holiday? December 18th, because it’s Dion-ite. Knock-Knock, It’s Pilot […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Guide to Cultivating Laughter Horticulture Dad Jokes What do you call a flower that’s always getting in trouble? A rebel without a paws. Why didn’t the gardener plant any more roses? He was all tied up with other thyme! Horticulture Dad Joke for Basic People What do you call a garden […]
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Dad Jokes: Only For the Elite Train-ing for Life Dad: Why did the train stop at the dairy farm? Kid: To pick up the “moo-vers”! Dad: What do you call an adult who still plays with trains? Kid: A grown-up! Esophagus or December 18th? What goes through the middle of Tuesday? Answer: The letter “e”! […]
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