Dad Jokes: The Corniest, Cheesiest, Yet Hilarious Collection Mystery Dad Jokes Why did the ? disappear? Because it was a mystery! Why did the Squad go to the haunted house? To solve the mystery of the missing cookies! Nose Puns Why is December 18th the most fragrant day of the year? Because it’s “nosey-day”! Knock-Knock […]
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Why Not Fear Death? Dad Joke about Thanatophobia Why are…
Why Not Fear Death? Dad Joke about Thanatophobia Why are people with Thanatophobia (fear of death) always so tired? Because they’re always trying to rest in peace. Dad Joke about Thanatophobia and FOMO What do you call someone with Thanatophobia and FOMO (fear of missing out)? A dead party pooper. Pun Joke about Titania Why […]
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Dad Jokes: The Art of Eliciting Groans and Giggles Setting the Mood: A Dad’s Delight Q: What do you call a candle that was used to create a romantic atmosphere? A: A mood lighter Q: Why did the sunglasses get arrested? A: For shading the truth! Pun-derful Humor Q: What did the Eustachian tubes say […]
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Dad Jokes: So Bad, They’re Good Soda Jokes What do you call a soft drink that makes you clap? Applause What did the angry soda say to the other soda? Keep your fizz to yourself. Palate/December 17th Pun Why is December 17th so palate-able? Because it’s the day after December 16th! Soda Knock-Knock Joke Knock, […]
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Dad Jokes for Dog Lovers: The Pawesome Puns and Woof-tastic Quips Cavalier King Charles Spaniel Shenanigans Why don’t Cavalier King Charles Spaniels make good spies? Because they always bark up the wrong tree! What do you call a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel that likes to say “Yass”? A sophisticated queen! Ureter and December 17th Puns […]
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Prepare to Roll on the Floor Laughing with Dad’s Mighty Jokes Pancreas Puns: Sweet or Sour? What do you call a pancreas with attitude? A bodacious pancreas! My pancreas was so excited to meet the new pancreas, it couldn’t wait to pancreas! Planetary and Punny What do you get when you put a satellite around […]
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Dad-ly Delights: A Hodgepodge of Dreadful and Hilarious Jokes Firearms and Dad Jokes: A Match Made in Heaven… or Not “Why do I love my gun? Because it’s the only thing that can make a shooter feel better.” “What do you call a gun enthusiast who loves surfboards? A tubular shooter!” Pun Intended: From Bronchi […]
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Brace Yourself for the Earth-Shattering Dad Joke Avalanche! Tell me a Dad Joke about Earth! Why is Earth the best planet? Because it has life on it! Chill Out with Another Earth-Related Dad Joke What do you call an Earth that’s always cold? A “chill” Earth! Punny Hyperion/December 17th Joke What does a Hyperion say […]
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Dad Jokes that Will Make You Crust-a-cean with Laughter Lobster Jokes Why did the lobster blush? Because he saw the sea weed! What do you call a lobster that needs to relax? A shellfish! Lobster-Related Chill Pill Joke What do you say to a stressed-out lobster? “Take a chill pill, you’ll be fine!” Nix/December 17th […]
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Dad Jokes: Your Ticket to Cosmic Comedy Futurama’s Follies Why was Fry hesitant to go to the moon? He didn’t want to get his hopes up…and then get left on Mars. What do you call a pizza served on a spaceship? Extraterrestrial Dough-mino’s! Punishment Time What do you call a horse with no palate? A […]
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Dad Jokes that Will Make You Groan and Roll Your Eyes Activist Jokes Why did the activist get lost in the forest? Because he kept running into red tape! What do you call an activist who’s always protesting? A Sus-pect! Puns on Names What do you call a Russian activist named Larissa? A Larissa-vist! Why […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Collection of Corny and Genius Quips Knock-Knock Jokes: A Dad’s Delight Why did the Dad get lost in the grocery store? Because he couldn’t find the aisle he was looking for! What do you call a Knock-Knock joke that’s too long? A Generation Alpha Knock-Knock joke! (Get it? Alpha-bet?) Pun-ishingly Bad […]
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Dad Jokes for the Glassy-Eyed Glassblowing Jokes: Why did the glassblower get lost? Because he didn’t have a map of blown glass! What do you call a glassblower with low self-esteem? A lowkey glassblower! Puns about Glassblowing, Hyperion, and December 17th: What do you call a glassblower who’s always talking Hyperion? A glass “blow-hard.” Why […]
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Are You Ready for Some Dad Joke Magic? Strip Club Quips What do you call a strip club in a hospital? An ICU! Why did the bouncer at the strip club get fired? Because he kept throwing out all the cool beans. Gallbladder or December 17th Pun What do you call someone with no gall? […]
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Dad Jokes That “Dad”icated Fans Will “Dough” Tired of the same old groan-inducing dad jokes? Fear not, dear readers, for we’ve got a collection of jokes that will keep you laughing and rolling your eyes simultaneously! Corny Dad Jokes That “Wheat” Your Patience Why did the corn get lost? Because it didn’t know where to […]
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