Dad Jokes Galore: Slow Food, the Man, and More! What is Slow Food? Slow food is all about taking your time and enjoying the simple pleasures of life. And what could be more enjoyable than a good dad joke? The Slow Food Dad Joke Why was the snail so slow? Because it was carrying its […]
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Warning: Hilarious Dad Jokes Ahead! Federal Government Fumbles “Why did…
Warning: Hilarious Dad Jokes Ahead! Federal Government Fumbles “Why did the government shut down the Department of Energy?” “Because they couldn’t keep the lights on!” “What’s the Capitol’s favorite board game?” “Monopoly!” Betting on the Government “What do you call a bet on the government budget?” “A gamble on the treasury!” Umbriel or 12/17 “Why […]
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Dad Jokes: The East-West Collision Dad Joke about Southeast Asian: Why did the Vietnamese guy get a job at the library? …Because he was really good at checking out books! Dad Joke about Southeast Asian and Sip: What do you call a Vietnamese person who loves to drink tea? …A sip-vietnamese! Pun Joke about Penis: […]
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Dad Jokes for the Ethical Non-Monogamy Enthusiast Ethical Non-Monogamy Jokes Why is ethical non-monogamy like a good soup? Because it’s all about sharing and being open with what’s in your bowl. What do you call ethical non-monogamy in the animal kingdom? A harem of happiness. Catch You on the Flip Side Dad Jokes “Catch you […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: For the Pun-derful Pet Parents Dad Joke about Bull Terrier Why did the Bull Terrier cross the road? To get to the other “sidekick”! Bull Terrier Jive Joke Why did the Bull Terrier get into trouble with the police? Because he was caught “jivin’”! Puns-a-Plenty What do you call a constipated canal? […]
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Dad Jokes Guaranteed to Make You Smile (or Roll Your Eyes) Dad Jokes: Ferret Edition Why are ferrets such good detectives? Because they’re always sniffing around! Urban Ferret Joke: What do you call a ferret that gets lost in the city? A street ferret. Hair Follicle Pun: Why couldn’t the guy grow any hair follicles? […]
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Dad Joke Bonanza: Greyhound, December, and More! Greyhound Jokes What do you call a Greyhound that’s always ready to race? * A greyhound poodle! What do you call a Greyhound that’s too radical? * A greyt-i-tude! Phoebe or December 16th Pun What do you call December 16th that’s also part of the Friends cast? * […]
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Dad Jokes: A Symphony of Cringe and Comedy Chirping with Dad Jokes: The Birds & the Bees * What do you call a bird that can’t fly? A groundhog! * What does a bee say after meeting your girlfriend? Honey, I’m home! Bummer Dad Jokes * If you’re ever feeling down, just remember: You’re doing […]
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Why You May Want to Skip the Dad Jokes Get ready to roll your eyes or chuckle out loud because we’re unleashing some classic dad jokes with a Stargate Universe twist. Dad Joke Corner: Stargate Universe Why did the ancients hide the Stargate in Antarctica? Because they wanted to keep it “under wraps.” What do […]
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Come Hither, Science and Silliness Seekers! Science Dad Joke: Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Science-Hip Dad Joke: What do you call a scientist who studies hippos? A hipp-ologist! Lymph Node Pun: What do you call a swollen lymph node? An “I can’t breathe” situation. December 16th Pun: Why is December […]
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Dad Joke Delights: Groaningly Good and Laugh-Out-Loud Gems Rap-tastic Dad Jokes What do you call a rapper who’s always broke? A hip-hop-less. Why did the rapper get a computer science degree? To learn how to write dope beats. Tech and Geek Humor Why did the tech geek get lost in the code? Because he didn’t […]
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Groan-Worthy Dad Jokes: Monkeying Around Howler Monkey Jokes Why did the howler monkey get a microphone? Because he wanted to make some noise! What do you call a howler monkey that’s always late? A slow-ler monkey! Animal Puns What do you call a fish that’s always in trouble? A bass-ket case! Umbilicus and December 16th […]
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Dad’s Jokes: So Bad They’re Good Prior/Prioress: A Religious Conundrum What do you call a prior who dislikes visitors? A door knocker. Why did the prioress cross the road? To get to the other monastery. Holiday Humor What do you get when you cross a prior with a Christmas tree? A holy nightcap. Why are […]
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Dad Jokes: A Breath of Fresh(ish) Air Breathing Exercise Puns for the Spirited Why are breathing exercises so important? Because if you don’t do them, you’ll be dead! Parenting Puns: The Wheeze of Wisdom What do you call a dad who’s always doing breathing exercises? A wheezy father! Lymph Node and Solstice Puns: The Pun-demic […]
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Jokes for the Ages EU Level Laughs What do you call a lazy politician in the EU? A Euroslacker! Why did the EU want to join the Olympics? To get the medals for their Eurozone! Sports Laughs What sport do EU officials love to play? Kickball because they’re always kicking the can down the road! […]
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