Dad Jokes: A Collection of Cringe and Comedy for the Ages Journalist Dad Jokes Why did the journalist get lost? Because he didn’t follow the directions! What do you call a journalist who’s always late? A deadline procrastinator! Workplace Wit Why did the journalist’s boss give him a raise? Because his puns were worth it! […]
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Feeling the Dad Vibes: Laugh-Out-Loud Dad Jokes Offbeat Relationships Why…
Feeling the Dad Vibes: Laugh-Out-Loud Dad Jokes Offbeat Relationships Why did the hipster couple get married? Because they found each other “underground.” What do you call a couple who drives a car but isn’t married? A parallel relationship. Pun-tastic Holidays and Anatomy Why did the lungs get so excited for December 16th? Because it was […]
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Pawtastic Dad Jokes About Cavalier King Charles Spaniels Cavalier King Charles Spaniel Joke 1: Why are Cavalier King Charles Spaniels such bad dancers? Because they only know the paw-paw-paw! Cavalier King Charles Spaniel Music Joke: What’s a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel’s favorite song? “The Royal Poodle March!” Sweat Pore Joke: Did you hear about the […]
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Dad Jokes for the Whole Family Doberman Pinscher Jokes Why are Doberman Pinschers bad at math? Because they always fall asunder! What do you call a Doberman Pinscher that loves to learn? A pup-il! Oil Gland/December 15th Pun What do oil glands and December 15th have in common? They both produce a slick! Knock-Knock Joke […]
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Laugh-Out-Loud with Dad Jokes: Not-So-Bad to Hilarious Mufti Mashup Not-so-good: What do you call a Mufti who’s always late for his rulings? A fat-tard! Related to Health and Fitness: Why did the Mufti join the gym? To abs-olve his sins! Stomach-churning Pun What do you call a month that’s a gas? December 15th. Knock, Knock… […]
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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Good, the Dadly Good, and the Ridiculous Administrative Assistant Jokes Why did the administrative assistant say they were good at organizing? Because they could “handle all the paperwork!” What do you call an administrative assistant who’s always on the grind? A “grind-inistrative” assistant! Skibidi Rizz Jokes What do you call an administrative […]
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Dad Jokes: The Qigong Edition Qigong Dad Joke: Why did the Qigong master get angry? Because someone kept messing with his qi-flow! Qigong and Skibidi Dad Joke: Why can’t you do Skibidi while practicing Qigong? Because it would disrupt your chi-bi-di-dance! Dione/December 15th Pun: What do you call a dinosaur born on December 15th? A […]
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Prepare Yourselves for the Ultimate Dad Joke Extravaganza! Dad Jokes on the Political Scene Why did the politician cross the road? To get to the other side of the aisle! What do you call a vote that didn’t go your way? A landslide defeat! Political Jokes Inspired by Nature Why are politicians like trees? Because […]
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The Trachea Treatment: Dad Jokes and Bad Puns Trachea Jokes Why did the trachea get lost? Because it didn’t know which way to go! What do you call a trachea that’s always complaining? A whiny airway! Wordplay Wonders Why was the trachea feeling down? Because it had a cough, cough. What do you call a […]
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Pepper Jokes: Dad Jokes for the Ages What do you call a pepper that’s always in trouble? A hot mess! Historical Pepper Pun: What did George Washington say when he crossed the Delaware with a load of black pepper? “I cannot tell a lie, I’ve got my pepper spray in my waistcoat!” Uranus or December […]
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Knock, Knock! Dad Jokes Galore Dad Joke about Mashgiach: Why did the Mashgiach cross the road? To check the kashrut of the other side! Dad Joke about Mashgiach related to Rizz: What do you call a Mashgiach with a lot of swagger? Rizz-pect! Pun Joke about December 15th: What’s the difference between December 15th and […]
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Dad Jokes for the Sci-Fi Enthusiast Sci-Fi Dad Jokes Why did the alien cross the road? To get to the other dimension. What do you call a droid that’s always out of breath? A wheezy Droid-any! Gyat Space Dad Jokes Why did Gyat get kicked out of the academy? He used too much “foce.” What […]
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Electronic Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Electric Electronics-themed Jokes: What did the electron say to the proton? “Hey dude, stay positive!” Why did the computer get a cold? Because it had a virus! Electronics in Ohio: What do you call an electronics store in Ohio? A “Buckeye Best Buy!” Earth and December […]
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Dad Jokes Gone Wild: A Rollercoaster of Cringe and Chuckles Administrative Assistant Antics Why did the Administrative Assistant get a glow-up? To become an administrative glow-stick! What do you call an Administrative Assistant with an affinity for the outdoors? A glow-up girl! Punning Around Why did the vagina blush? Because it saw December 15th on […]
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Don’t Worry, Be Hoppy with These Dad Jokes Introducing: A State of Laughter State Representative Jokes: What do you call a State Representative who’s always losing their keys? A “lock-smitten” politician. Why did the State Representative cross the road? To get to the other aisle! Brat and State Representative Jokes: What do you call a […]
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