Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Guide to Making People Groan Quran Jokes Why couldn’t the Quran get a job? Because it wasn’t a simp! What did the Quran say to the simp? “Don’t give away your heart too easily!” Tongue-Twister Joke How do you make a tongue-tied December 15th speech? You stick your tongue out and […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Pasta-ible Pasta-bly…
Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Pasta-ible Pasta-bly Dad Jokes What do you call an Italian who’s always bragging? A pasta-tooter. Why did the Italian chef get arrested? For making meatballs while on parole. FYP-Related Dad Jokes What’s the difference between a dad joke and FYP? One is social media, and the other […]
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Dad Jokes: A Hole-y Primer on Laughter If you’re afraid of patterns of holes, known as trypophobia, here’s a “hole”-some joke to lighten your mood: Why did the trypophobe get a Swiss cheese sandwich? Because they wanted to face their fears “hole”-heartedly! And if your vibe check reveals a case of trypophobia, here’s another gem: […]
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Fear Not, We’ve Got the Best Dad Jokes for Your Funny Bone! Bacteriophobia Blues Why are people with Bacteriophobia (fear of bacteria) so cool? Because they’re germ-i-nal! What’s the worst type of bacteria? Flex-ibacteria! Bronchial Pun-ishment What do you call a bronchus that’s always getting into trouble? A bronchi-al delinquent! December 14th Delight Why is […]
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Dad Jokes: The Poultry Edition and Beyond Dad Joke about Poultry: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other fry-day! Cheugy Poultry Dad Joke: What’s the cheugiest way for a turkey to say “gobble”? “Basic.” Lung/December 14th Pun: What do lungs and December 14th have in common? They’re both full of […]
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Dad Jokes: A Cure for the Pharmacy Blues Pharmacist Jokes: “Why do pharmacists make such good detectives? Because they’re experts at tracking down pills!” “What do you call a pharmacist with a goat? A GOAT!” Europa and December 14th Jokes: “What do you call a satellite that makes catchy tunes? Europa’s got rhythm!” “What’s the […]
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Attention, Knee-Slapping Enthusiasts! Book of Mormon Dad Jokes: Cringe or Crack Up? Book of Mormon and Politically Incorrect Why did the Nephites avoid politically incorrect language? Because they didn’t want to offend the Lamanites! Artery or December 14th Pun What do you call a narrow road in the human body? A one-artery street! Why is […]
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Dad Jokes: The Art of Setting the Mood (or Tanking It) Igniting the Ambiance Why did the single dad put duct tape on the thermostat? To set the mood! How does DEI (Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion) relate to setting the mood? By embracing the “atmosphere” of diversity! Muscular and December Delights What do you call […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Source of Groan-Worthy Laughter Pedaling Puns How do cyclists say hello? They wave their handlebars! Why are cyclists so good at balancing? Because they have two wheels to stand on! Boomer Bromance What do you call a group of boomers on bikes? A peloton of old fogies! Celestial Shenanigans What do […]
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Dad Jokes for the Amusement of the Masses Hedgehog Humor What do you call a hedgehog wearing Crocs? A punk rocker! Why are Gen Z hedgehogs so tech-savvy? Because they have quills for Wi-Fi! Puns and Riddles What did Tethys say when she got a cold? “I’m tide-d!” What do you call December 14th? The […]
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Laugh Out Loud with These Hilarious Dad Jokes Larynx Laughs Why did the larynx lose its voice? Because it had a sore throat! What do you call a larynx that loves vegetables? A veg-out-ary gland! Small Intestine Surprise What do you call a small intestine that’s always causing trouble? A duodenum-head! December 13th Puns What […]
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Dive into the Wacky World of Dad Jokes: Parishes, Peaches, and Puns Parish Secretary Punchlines Why did the parish secretary hug the copier? – Because it needed a little toner! What do you call a parish secretary who loves the color peachy? – Peachy keen! Ganymede/December 13th Pun-derful Why is Ganymede the only moon with […]
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Dad Jokes: A Literary Journey Through Europe Euro-pean Jokes What do you call a European citizen who won’t stop singing? A Yodeline! Why are European trees so tall? Because they’re EU-calyptus trees! Literary-pean Jokes What do you get when you cross a British novelist with a European Union official? A Brexit-ualist! Which European author is […]
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Holy Cow, Dad Jokes! Priest: An Ordained Minister Who Performs the Sacraments What do you call a priest who always wears a hat? A cardinal! Why was the priest fired? Because he kept baptising people with the wrong wine! Homey the Clown, Associate Why did Homey the Clown get ordained? To perform marriages in a […]
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Calling All Dad Jokers! Gather ’round, pun masters and joke-slinging dads! We’ve got a lake-load of funny quips that’ll make you groan and giggle. Lake Jokes Why did the fisherman get lost at Lake Erie? Because he took the wrong pier! What do you call a lake that’s always in basic training? A BASIC lake! […]
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