Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Quad Jokes Why did the quad get a traffic ticket? Because it was driving a four-wheeler! What do you call a quad with an attitude? A squad! Bronchi and December 13th Jokes What do you call a bronchus with a bad attitude? A bronchial bully! Why did December […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Groan (or Laugh) Chocolate Chip-on-your-shoulder…
Dad Jokes to Make You Groan (or Laugh) Chocolate Chip-on-your-shoulder Jokes: Why couldn’t the chocolate chip join the secret club? Because he had FOMO! What do you call a chocolate chip that’s always late? A procrastin-chip! Punny Punchlines: What’s the best way to keep your trachea safe? Don’t talk while chewing! What’s the worst day […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Leave You Groaning (Or Laughing) Astronaut Jokes “What do you call an astronaut who’s always getting lost?” A space cadet. “Why did the astronaut bring sunscreen to space?” To avoid getting moon-burned. Shade Jokes “What do you call a shadow that’s always hanging around?” A shade-tree mechanic. Wordplay Jokes “What do […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Roll… or Paint Your Eyes White Painting Puns What do you call a painter who’s always messing up? A canvas-trophe! Why did the painter get so angry? Because he ran out of patience! Who is the most savage painter in the world? Vincent van Gogh! (Get it? Vincent Van […]
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Get Ready to Chuckle: The Ultimate Dad Joke Bonanza Federal Judge Q: What do you call a federal judge who always wears a cowboy hat? A: Judge Roy Bean. Q: What do you call a federal judge who’s always in a good mood? A: Judge Judy-sh-us. Lymph Nodes Q: What do you call a lymph […]
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Laugh Out Loud with Dad Jokes: From Tech to the Ridiculous In the realm of humor, there’s nothing quite like a classic dad joke. Embrace the cringe and get ready to chuckle at these technological, bodacious, and downright silly quips. Dad Jokes about Technology Why did the computer get lost? Because it didn’t have a […]
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Dad Jokes: So Bad They’re Good! Relationships: Against the Norm Why did the relationship between the coffee and the sugar end? Because they didn’t dissolve their differences. What do you call a relationship that starts out with a lot of fanfare but ends up falling flat? A tubular disaster. Bron-chial Jokes Why did the bronchioles […]
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Dad Jokes, K-Pop, and Random Humor K-Pop Dad Jokes Why did the K-pop idol lose their voice? Because they were singing too HIGH NOTE! What do you call a K-pop group that’s always cool? Chill out! Pun Joke Why is December 12th the worst day for a concert? Because it’s MOUTH-off day! Knock-Knock Joke Knock, […]
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Laugh Out Loud with These Hilariously Bad Dad Jokes Yoga Jokes Why was the yogi afraid of doing downward dog? Because he thought he’d fall on his…bottom! Gen Alpha yoga is all about “zen-scrolling” and “namaste-selfies.” Pun Jokes What do you call a hemorrhoid with a bad attitude? A “pain in the a**hole.” December 12th […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Reptile Ruminations Why did the lizard wear sunglasses? Because he wanted to look cool! What do you call a lizard that’s always lowkey? A lizard lowkey down. Astronomical Alliterations Venus buzzes better than a thousand bees. On December 12th, do they celebrate Leo’s birthday? Lizardly Laughs Knock, Knock. […]
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Dad Jokes for the Whole Family! Callisto, Moonshine, and Squares What do you call a moon that’s always getting into trouble? Callisto-cated! Why did Callisto join a geometry club? To get in Square with the others! Phoebe-buns and December Antics What do you call a constellation that’s extra fluffy? Phoebe’s buns! Why was December 12th […]
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Dad Jokes and Space Gates: Laughter Through the Stargate Stargate Atlantis Jokes What do you call a Stargate that’s always broken? A “Stargate: Useless.” Why couldn’t the Ancients make a stable wormhole? Because they were too caught up on the “dial-up” speed. How do you make a Stargate joke? You “activate” your humor and “engage” […]
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Dad Jokes: A Thyroid Adventure Thyroid Troubles Why don’t people trust thyroids? Because they’re two-faced! What do you call a thyroid that loves disco? A groovy gland! Glottis and December 12th What do you call a glottis that can’t stop talking? A chatterbox! Why did December 12th go to the doctor? Because it had a […]
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Get Ready for the Best Dad Jokes about State Secretary Attention all dad joke enthusiasts! Get ready to cringe and chuckle as we dive into the world of puns, knock-knocks, and silly anecdotes about State Secretary. Tell Me a Dad Joke about State Secretary What do you call a State Secretary who’s always late? A […]
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Dad Jokes: The Holy Grail of Groan-worthy Humor Section 1: Helper Jokes Helper Related to Helper: What do you call a Helper who’s always getting lost? A space cadet. Helper Related to Far Out: Why did the Helper go to the Moon? To find the far-out cheese. Section 2: Pun Jokes Tonsils: What do you […]
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