Dad Jokes That Will Make You Cringe and Laugh Necrophobia Knock-Knock Joke Knock, knock. Who’s there? Death. Death who? The grim reaper with a terrible sense of humor! Urban Joke about Necrophobia What do you call a funeral home in a bad neighborhood? A rough casket joint! Umbilicus Pun Why is a baby’s belly button […]
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Dad Jokes: The Pun-derful World of Strength Training Humor Strength Training, But Make it Funny “Why did the weightlifter get a trophy? Because he was lifting all the heavy weights!” “What do you call a weightlifter who’s always feeling down? A bummer with dumbbells!” Puns and Charon “What do Charon, the ferryman of the dead, […]
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Dad Jokes for the Whole Family: International Cuisine Edition Hungry for Dad Jokes? If you need a laugh, look no further! We’ve got a smorgasbord of dad jokes that will tickle your funny bone. International Cuisine Jokes What do you call a French chef who’s always in a hurry? A “créme brûlée brulee!” Why did […]
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Dad Jokes: A Comforting and Hip Feast Comfort Food Jokes Why did the comfort food cross the road? To get to the other side dish! What do you call comfort food that’s always in a bad mood? Grumpy stew! Hip Comfort Food Joke What’s the difference between a hip comfort food and a regular one? […]
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Dad Jokes: Unleash Your Inner Pun-dertaker Baking Soda Bonanza What do you call baking soda that’s been in the fridge for too long? Sodium bi-carbonate Why did the baking soda get arrested? For making crack-ers Larissa and December 11th Puns What do you call a Russian princess who’s always late? Larissa, because she’s always behind […]
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Dad Jokes: The Sheik Edition What do you call a religious scholar who’s always getting lost? A Sheik in the woods. What do you call a religious scholar who loves animal puns? A pun-dit. Why did the Earth stop in its orbit on December 11th? Because it was December eleventh. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sheikh. […]
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Dad Jokes for the Discerning Humor Enthusiast Marketing Specialist Jokes Why did the Marketing Specialist cross the road? To increase brand awareness! What do you call a Marketing Specialist who can’t keep a secret? A billboard! Classic Dad Jokes What do you call a Marketing Specialist who always gets their way? A bulldozer! Puns What […]
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Prepare for Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Dad Jokes About Callisto Why did Callisto get lost in the woods? Because it couldn’t see the forest for the Jovian trees! What did Santa say when he visited Callisto? “Ho-ho-ho, I’m here to moon you!” Artery/December 11th Pun Why did the December 11th get arrested? […]
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Saturnally Funny Dad Jokes #1 Saturn Joke Why are Saturn’s rings so cold? Because they’re far, far away from the sun! Workplace Wit: Saturn-Day Savior What do you call a Saturnian employee who always saves the day? A ring-around-the-rosy rescuer! Rectum Pun: A (Pop) Quiz What do you call a medical exam done on December […]
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Knock Yer Socks Off Dad Jokes for Sci-Fi Geeks and Punsters Puns with a Stargate Twist What do you call an alien with a bad attitude? A Stargate grouch. What do you get when you combine a car and Stargate Atlantis? A driven Wraith. Groan-Worthy Alveoli and December 11th Puns What do you call tiny […]
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Dad Jokes That Are So Bad, They’re Actually Good! Dad Joke: Waqf Administrator Edition Why did the waqf administrator cross the road? To manage the endowments he oversees! Naughty Waqf Administrator Joke What do you call a waqf administrator who always gets into trouble? A misconduct endowment manager! Pancreas Pun What do you call a […]
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Prepare Yourselves for Dad Jokes That Are as Smooth as a Ferret Ferret Jokes: A Fertile Ground for Puns What do you call a ferret who loves to sing? A fur-ry-oke star! What do you call a ferret who’s always on the go? A ferret-errand boy! Puns: Sharp as a Sabre What’s black, white, and […]
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Are Dad Jokes So Bad That They’re Actually Good? Dad Jokes About Food – “What do you call a fake noodle?” An impasta! – “Why did the banana go to the doctor?” It wasn’t peeling well! Dad Jokes About Food in School – “What subject do hungry students take?” Lunch break-onomics! – “What’s the best […]
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Dad Jokes: A Dadily Dose of Silliness Nomophobia Nightmare Why did the person with nomophobia lose their phone? Because they were afraid of being without it! What’s the best fitness tracker for a person with nomophobia? A panic button! Punning Perfection Why are skeletons such good dancers? Because they have perfect “bone” structure! What do […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Roll Your Eyes and Laugh Fantasy-Themed Dad Jokes What do you call a fantasy lover who’s always bragging? A ranger-over. Why did the fantasy lover cross the road? To Skibidi to the other side! Punny Dad Jokes What do you call an intestine that’s always hungry? A small intestine. What’s […]
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