Dad Jokes: The EDM Edition Hey there, fellow dad joke enthusiasts! Get ready for a laugh-out-loud extravaganza with our special EDM edition. EDM Jokes Why did the EDM DJ get lost? Because he couldn’t find the beat drop. What do you call a techno-EDM raver watching Wordplay Wonders? A rave-iewer. Puns Why are bones so […]
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Have a Giggle with These Groan-Worthy Dad Jokes Androgynous Antics…
Have a Giggle with These Groan-Worthy Dad Jokes Androgynous Antics What do you call an androgynous golfer? A swing-and-a-missus! Why did the androgynous general lose the battle? Because they couldn’t tell which side they were on! Historical Hysteria Why didn’t the androgynous revolutionary join the Redcoats? Because they couldn’t decide whether to wear a powdered […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Laugh Middle Eastern Dad Jokes Why did the Middle Eastern man cross the desert? To get to the other oasis. What do you call a Middle Eastern man with a lot of Rizz? A sand shark. Esophagus and December 10th Puns What do you call an esophagus […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Groan Elon Musk and Space Why did Elon Musk get lost in space? Because he took the wrong turn at Pluto! What’s Elon Musk’s favorite dance? The SpaceX shuffle. Puns on Io and December 10th What do you call Io’s love of riding? A moon-tastic bike ride! What do you […]
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Dad Jokes: The Corniest and Clearest Are you ready for a laugh? Dad jokes are here to the rescue – and they’re guaranteed to make you smile, groan, or both! Claustrophobia Jokes: Fear of Confined Spaces “What do you call someone who’s claustrophobic? A closet comedian!” “Why did the claustrophobic gas station worker quit his […]
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Fun with Dad Jokes: From the Mundane to the Hilarious Local Government Jokes Why did the city council ban skateboarding? Because they were tired of all the wheeling and dealing! What do you call a mayor who can’t spell? A typo-grapher! Brat-Based Jokes Why did the bratty kid get arrested? For churlish behavior! Puns What’s […]
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Dad Jokes: The Candy Edition Candy Jokes that Will Sweeten Your Day Why did the candy bar get rejected from the restaurant? Because it had too many nuts! What do you call a candy that’s always on the go? A “footloose” candy. Simping for Sweets Why did the candy simp get a broken heart? Because […]
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Brush Strokes and Bust-Out Laughs: Dad Jokes for Paint and FYP Grab a can of paint and your best dad joke apron, because we’re about to paint the town red with some hilarious dad jokes. Painting Puns * What do you call a painter who’s always making mistakes? A canvas-ser! * What painting technique does […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Cry With Laughter (Or Groan) Regional President or Governor Jokes Biden: “What do you call a president who can’t dance? A Joe-ker!” Gavin Newsom: “Why did Gavin Newsom ban fireworks? Because he’s the ultimate ‘fire starter’.” Bussin’ Dad Jokes Bussin’ Biden: “Why did Biden take his grandkids on a […]
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What’s the #1 Ingredient in Dad Jokes? Calling all laughter enthusiasts! Get ready for a side-splitting journey into the world of dad jokes. We’ve got a few that are kinda bad, but hey, they might just make you groan with delight. Sunflower Oil Jokes: Sunflower oil: Because who needs enemies with friends like these? What […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (or Laugh) Meat-ingful Jokes Why did the butcher cross the road? To get to the other meat side! What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef! Snack-Related Puns What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! Why did the cheese get arrested? Because […]
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Dad Joke Extravaganza Triton Jokes: Why did Triton get lost at sea? Because he couldn’t find the coral reef-erence! Triton found a sword. It was a slaying weapon! Ear/December 10th Pun: Why do ears make great Santa’s helpers? Because they’re always listening for the 10th of December! Knock-Knock Joke: Knock, knock. Who’s there? Triton. Triton […]
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Dad Jokes for the Discerning National Level Jokes Why was the flagpole so nervous? Because it had a lot of waves to deal with! What do you call a goat who’s always breaking records? A G.O.A.T. (Greatest of All Time) Puns What’s another name for December 9th? National Get Your Nerve Up Day. Knock-Knock Joke […]
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Dad Jokes for Any Occasion Prepare to laugh out loud with these rib-tickling dad jokes that will make you groan and smile simultaneously! Scapula Shenanigans What’s a medical term that sounds like a body part that holds a shoulder in place? Scap-you-la! Why did the dad joke about his shoulder blade get so many groans? […]
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Dad Jokes to Dilate Your Capillaries Capillary Jokes Why did the capillary get in trouble? Because it was carrying too much blood! What do you call a capillary that joins a diversity and inclusion initiative? A DEI-vessel! Bladder/December 9th Pun What do you call a bladder that’s full on December 9th? An I-need-to-pee day! Capillary […]
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