Dad Jokes: The Vegetable Edition Digging Up the Puns Why did the broccoli get lost? Because it didn’t have any GPS! What did the OK Boomer say to the carrot? “Get your root on!” Kidney or December 9th Pun What do you call a kidney that’s always getting into trouble? A bean with an attitude! […]
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Dad Jokes: The Wild Wild West of Puns Westworld Dad…
Dad Jokes: The Wild Wild West of Puns Westworld Dad Jokes Why did the Westworld host get lost? Because he was wired all wrong! What do you call a Gen Z host on Westworld? A woke-steed. Pun-derful Jokes Why are bones so cool? They’re just humerous! Why did the calendar hate December 9th? Because it […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Chihuahua With Laughter Chihuahua Joke #1: Why are Chihuahuas such good dancers? Because they have lots of “pawtential!” Chihuahua Joke #2 (Wicked-Themed): What do you call a Chihuahua that’s been cursed to freeze in place? A “wicked witch’s freezer-huahua!” Pun Joke: What do you call a satellite that orbits […]
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Prepare to Dad-ify Your Day: A Journey into the Realm of Puns, Knock-Knocks, and “Knock-You-Out” Dad Jokes Alim-azing Dad Jokes: Why did the Alim cross the road? To get to the other epiphany! What do you call an Alim who’s always making fake claims? A bogus scholar! Nerve-wracking Pun or December 9th De-light: Why are […]
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Have You Heard These Dad Jokes About Your Favorite Bot, Helper, and More? Dad Jokes About Helper What do you call Helper when he’s in a good mood? A helper-hooray! What’s Helper’s favorite type of literature? Novels he can’t put down! Lit-Related Dad Joke About Helper Why did Helper get lost in the library? Because […]
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I’m Jazz’d for Some Hilarious Dad Jokes! Jazzin’ It Up Why did the jazz musician go to the doctor? He was feeling a little blue. What do you call a jazz musician with no shoes? A flats player. Swingin’ with Homey Why did Homey the Clown join a jazz band? Because he wanted to play […]
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Dive into the Depths of Dad Jokes: Triton and Basic Edition Triton Jokes Why did Triton keep losing his way? Because he couldn’t find his sea legs! What do you call a Triton who can’t keep up? A sea turtle! Triton and Basic Joke Why was Triton such a good BASIC programmer? He always used […]
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Dive into the Realm of Dad Jokes: Archbishop, Shade, and a Touch of Randomness Archbishop Jokes: 1. What do you call an archbishop with no shade? A barefaced liar! 2. Why did the archbishop go to the hardware store? To get a new arch-support! Iapetus-December 8th Pun: 3. What do you get when you cross […]
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Dad Joke Extravaganza: Landscaping, Puns, and Knock-Knocks for the Amusement of All Groundbreaking Dad Jokes Why did the landscaper get fired? Because he couldn’t cut it! What do you call a landscaper who’s always getting into trouble? A wild mow! Landscaping Gone Savage What do you call a savage landscaper? A grass-sassin’ machine! Puns that […]
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Dad Jokes: A Smorgasbord of Laughs Regional Cuisine Classics What do you call a pizza in Maine? A “lobster roll!” Why is Texas barbecue so fast? Because it’s a “quick draw!” Goals in a Tasty Pun What do you call a vegan with a goal of eating more meat? A “herbivore in training!” Rectum and […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Guide to Awful Puns Urophagia Punchlines Why did the man eat his own urine? Because it was a “pee-licious” treat! What do you call a man who eats his own urine? A “pee-sonal consumer”! Yass-Related Urophagia Why did the doctor prescribe urophagia for the sick patient? To give him a “yes” […]
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Holy Humour: The Groan-Tastic Dad Jokes of Religious Education Teachers Behold, aspiring theologians! Prepare yourself for a divine dose of laughter as we embark on a pilgrimage through the realm of not-so-good and downright hysterical dad jokes from your beloved Religious Education teachers. Crusader of Corny Jokes: What do you call a Religious Education teacher […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan… or Chuckle Abbot/Abbess Jokes Why did the abbot get a headache? Because he bumped his holy mass. What do you call an abbot who’s super cool? A rad abbot! Epiglottis Pun What do you call a man who always travels with his epiglottis? A “tongue in check” kind […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Laugh Fry-tastic French Fry Jokes Why did the French fry get lost in Paris? Because it couldn’t find its fry-ends! What do you call a French fry that’s too big for its britches? Bodacious! Capillary-izing on Puns What do you call a tiny blood vessel that’s always […]
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Dad Joke Bonanza Prepare yourself for a whirlwind of groan-worthy and side-splitting dad jokes that will make you laugh or roll your eyes. About Mayors Why did the mayor get lost? Because he couldn’t find his way around his own City Hall! What do you call a chilly mayor? An ice-mayor! Pun-derful Why did Jupiter […]
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