Laugh Out Loud: Dad Jokes for Days! Federal Judge Jokes Why did the federal judge get lost? Because he didn’t know where to bench! What do you call a Gen X federal judge? A Gen-X-ecutive! Punny Jokes Why did the lymph vessels form a band? To sing “Pump it Up!” What do you call a […]
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Dad Jokes: Dayan, Outta Sight, and More! Dayan-O-Mite Jokes -…
Dad Jokes: Dayan, Outta Sight, and More! Dayan-O-Mite Jokes Why did Dayan get lost? Because he couldn’t follow his own nose! What did Dayan say when he vanished? “Outta sight!” Punderful Jokes What do you call a moon that’s full of holes? Enceladus, the Swiss cheese moon! Why did the turkey get arrested on November […]
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Indie-pendence Day: Dad Jokes Galore Indie Joke: Why did Indie go to the library? To check out some indie-pendent books! Indie and Veg Out Joke: What do you call Indie when he’s chilling on the couch? A veg-out indie-vidual! Earth or November 24th Joke: Why did Earth get arrested on November 24th? Because it was […]
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Dad Jokes for Days, Patching Up Your Laughs with Quilting Quips Quilting Calamities Why did the quilt feel down? Because it was too threadbare! What’s a quilter’s biggest bummer? When their quilting project bombs! Umbriel Umbrella Joke What do you call Ariel’s father in November? Umbriel-la! Knock-Knock, Quilter’s Edition Knock, knock. Who’s there? Quilt. Quilt […]
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Laugh-Out-Loud Dad Jokes to Brighten Your Day Food Preparation Shenanigans “What do you call a chef who’s always getting into trouble? A ‘spoonerism.’” “Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumbly!” Scoot’s Culinary Expedition “Why don’t they let Scoot cook lasagna? Because he always makes it scoot too fast!” Puns Galore […]
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Dad Jokes for the Holidays: Rosh Yeshiva Edition Rosh Yeshiva Jokes Why did the Rosh Yeshiva cross the road? To get to the other “rabbi”. What did the Rosh Yeshiva say to the student who didn’t know where his seat was? “Bet you can’t find it!” Bet-Related Jokes What do you call a Rosh Yeshiva […]
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Dad Jokes to Brighten Your Day! Dad Jokes about Hyperion Why did Hyperion cross the road? To get to the other side of the universe. What’s groovy about Hyperion? Its music is out of this world! Puns and Knock-Knocks What do you call a robot with a lazy dog? A Glottis-bot! Why did Hyperion get […]
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Dad Jokes: The Holidays That’ll Make You Groan and Grin Looking for a laugh to brighten up your holiday cheer? Get ready for some dad jokes that will make you groan or giggle, depending on your mood. Holiday Jokes What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman. Why did the turkey […]
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Dad Jokes: A Dayan-Scoot Extravaganza Dayan Jokes What do you call a Dayan who’s always borrowing money? A loan dingo! Why did Dayan get lost in the desert? Because he had no oasis of his own! Dayan-Scoot Jokes What do you get when you cross a Dayan and a Scoot? A dingo with a sidecar! […]
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Dad Jokes That Will ‘Chillify’ Your Day President of the European Commission Edition What’s the President of the European Commission’s favorite chilly treat? EU-scream! Why did the President of the European Commission take a break from politics to become a comedian? Because he wanted to chill-ax. Punny Alternate What did November 7th say to Valentine’s […]
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Dad Jokes for Days: Baa-d to the Bone Shepherd Jokes: What do you call a shepherd with no sheep? A lost cause. Why did the shepherd name his dog “Rizz”? Because he had some serious rizz! Phoebe/November 6th Pun: What do you call a turkey who’s been arrested? A cold Phoebe. (Sounds like November sixth) […]
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Dad Jokes: The Gift That Keeps on Groaning! Holiday Shenanigans What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! Why is Christmas like a difficult puzzle? Because it’s dummy hard! Hair-Raising Puns Why did the hairstylist get lost? Because she couldn’t find her parting! November 1st Antics Why is November 1st the […]
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Headline: Dad Jokes: Ready for a Side-Splitting Harvest? Salad Days Why did the lettuce get lost in the grocery store? Because it couldn’t find the dressing. Why did the grunge band salad sing so loudly? Because they were rockin’ the “house blend.” Sweat and October What do you call someone who sweats a lot? A […]
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Stellar Dad Jokes Guaranteed to Launch Your Day! Astronaut Antics Why did the astronaut bring extra toilet paper on his mission? Just in case it got potty-trained! Hey! I just heard a highkey joke about an astronaut… it went straight over my head! Optical Illusions and Spooky Dates What do you call someone who sees […]
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Dad Jokes: A Celestial Collection of Stellar Silliness Holidays, Ho! Ho! Jokes What do you call Santa’s favorite candy? Candy canes! Why did the snowman get lost? Because he couldn’t find his snow way. Far Out Holiday Jokes Why did the alien skip Thanksgiving dinner? Because he was not feeling well “extra”-terrestrial! Trachea vs. October […]
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