Get Ready to Dad-dicate Yourself to Laughter! Dad Joke News Hour What do you call a breaking news story that makes you shiver? A “chilling” headline! Chill Out and Take a Pun What do you say to a pancreas that’s always getting into trouble? “You’re a pain in the pancreas!” And for those who live […]
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Dad Jokes that are as Bad as Capillaries! Capillary Dad…
Dad Jokes that are as Bad as Capillaries! Capillary Dad Joke 1 Why don’t capillaries play basketball? Because they’re too small to pass the ball! Capillary Dad Joke 2: Whatever Edition What do you call a capillary that doesn’t care about anything? A “whatever” capillary! Oberon/December 8th Pun Joke Why was Oberon so happy on […]
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Knock, Knock, Who’s There? Dad Jokes Galore! Missions Director Jokes What do you call a Missions Director who’s always on the lookout? A Sus-pect! Why did the Missions Director cross the road? To get to the other Sus-ide. Callisto/December 8th Pun Why is Callisto so hot on December 8th? Because it’s a Jovian Moon-day! Missions […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Guide for the Humor-Impaired The Art of Bad Dad Jokes Dad jokes: they’re like a fine wine… they get worse with age. Buckle up, folks, because we’re about to dive into the depths of bad dad jokes. Soldier Jokes Why did the soldier get lost? Because he didn’t have his maps […]
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Dad Jokes: The Unofficial Emergency Aid Kit for Comedic Relief Humanitarian Aid Worker Edition Why are humanitarian aid workers such good dancers? Because they’re always working with relief! What do you call a humanitarian aid worker who loves beans? A cool-bean-itarian! Earth Day Edition What’s brown, earthy, and keeps getting smaller? December 8th! (Earth Day […]
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Groanin’ Good Jokes for Gorilla and Highkey Fans Gorilla Jokes Why did the gorilla get angry? Because he was mistooken for a monkey! What do you call a gorilla who’s always high? Highkey! Alveoli/December 7th Pun Why did the alveoli get arrested? For holding its breath! What’s the best day to attack Pearl Harbor? December […]
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Dad Jokes for the Whole Fam-Soy! Soy-Sauce Jokes Why did the soy sauce go to the beach? To catch some rays! What did the soy sauce say to the grumpy sandwich? “You’re a meat-y!” Punny Jokes What do you call a guy with no, well, you-know-what? December 7th! Knock-Knock Joke Knock, knock! Who’s there? Soy […]
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Dad Jokes: Where Groans Multiply Dad Jokes about Open Relationships Joke 1: “My wife and I have an open relationship. She can open doors, windows, and even the fridge. I’m just the key master.” Joke 2: “A husband and wife decide to try an open relationship. The wife goes to a conference in Vegas and […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (and Chuckle) Jokes About Genderfluid What do you call a genderfluid person who loves to sip tea? A sip-fluid! What do you get when you cross a genderfluid person with a cold? You get genderfluid with the sniffles! Pun Jokes Why did the vein get lost? Because it […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Leave You Howling Animal Rescue Worker Jokes Why did the animal rescue worker eat the whole pizza? Because he wanted to save a slice for later! What do you call an animal rescue worker who can do backflips? Catch you on the flip side! Oil Gland Puns Why did the oil […]
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Governor Jokes: Dad or Dud? Prepare for an avalanche of groan-worthy dad jokes that will make you roll your eyes or erupt in laughter. Lieutenant Governor Jokes What’s the difference between a Lieutenant Governor and a spare tire? One’s a backup for the number two guy, and the other’s a backup for the number two. […]
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Dad Jokes: A Cardiac Conundrum Cardiovascular Chucklers Why is cardiovascular exercise so good for you? Because it’s a hard act to follow! What do you call a groovy workout? A disco-vascular exercise! Planetary Puns What planet is the best for dancing? Jupiter, because it’s always groovy! What day of the year is the best for […]
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Dad Jokes: Gorilla Edition Gorilla Jokes Why did the gorilla cross the road? To get to the other jungle. What do you call a gorilla who loves to rap? A Kong-a-lee! Gorilla Jokes in the City Why did the gorilla get lost in the city? Because he kept taking the wrong “banana-ue”! What do you […]
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Dad Jokes So Sweet, They’ll Give You a Toothache! Sugar Jokes Why did the sugar cube get a job at the hospital? Because it was a Sweet-ner! What’s a bummer about sugar? When you can’t sweet-talk your way out of trouble! Punny Jokes What do you call the sea god who got banished to outer […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Hilarious Rap-Related Dad Jokes Why did the rapper get lost? Because he didn’t know where the beats were! What do you call a rapper who’s always rhyming? A rhyme-stone! Bae-Related Jokes Why did Bae leave the rap concert? Because it was too bae-sic! What do you call […]
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