Hilarious Dad Jokes: Brace Yourself for a Pun-derful Ride! Ligaments: Not So Tough After All Why did the ligament say, “Ouch!”? Because it got twisted! Totally Lame: Why was the ligament totally confused? Because it couldn’t tell its right from its left! Puns on Specific Dates Anus: What do you call a guy who lost […]
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Dad Jokes: The Firefighter Extinguisher of Humor Firefighter Firecracker What…
Dad Jokes: The Firefighter Extinguisher of Humor Firefighter Firecracker What do you call a firefighter who’s always playing with fire? A pyromaniac. Firefighter Lit-erature What do you call a firefighter who loves reading? A hose and tell. Bladder Pun What do you call a firefighter who’s always got to go to the bathroom? A hydrant-seeker. […]
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Dad Jokes: The Pilates Edition and Beyond Pilates and Turnt “What do you call it when you do Pilates while feeling turnt?” “Pilates and chill.” “Why did the turnt Pilates instructor get confused?” “Because he couldn’t tell his abs from his glutes!” Tears of Joy or December Downers? “What does a tear duct call December […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Roll Your Eyes Stranger Things Jokes: What do you call a waffle that’s been in the Upside Down too long? A Demogorgon breakfast! Why did Steve Harrington need a new hairspray? Because the Demogorgon gave him the fright of his life! Programming Jokes: Why did the BASIC programmer get […]
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Dive into the Hilarious Realm of Dad Jokes! Dad Jokes for International Affairs Enthusiasts Diplomat Joke: Why was the diplomat so good at negotiations? Because he knew how to curry favor! Diplomat Joke (Adulting Related): What’s the diplomat’s favorite type of coffee? Decaf-sinated! Bone-Chilling Puns Bones: What do you call a skeleton that can’t keep […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: Pun-derful Puns and Riddles for Your Daily Dose of Laughter Comedy Corner Dad Joke: What do you call a comedian who can’t tell jokes? Answer: A mime-ager. Dad Joke (Squad-related): Why did the comedian join the superhero squad? Answer: To make “knee slappers!” Pun-derful Puns Hair Follicle Pun: Why did the hair […]
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Dad Jokes: A Guide to State Representative-Themed Pun-derfulness State Representative Jokes Why did the State Representative get lost? Because he didn’t know the “way” to go! What do you call a State Representative who’s always in the shade? A “shade-sponsor!” Trachea or December 4th Pun Joke What do you call a tube that helps you […]
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Calling All Pun-Lovers and Dad Joke Enthusiasts! Fusion Cuisine Dad Jokes Why did the sushi chef quit his job? Because there was nothing left to roll with. What do you call fusion cuisine that’s aiming for greatness? Goal-fusion! Artery/December 3rd Pun What do clogged arteries and the third day of December have in common? They’re […]
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Bone-Chilling Dad Jokes: Brace Yourself for Scapular Shenanigans Scapula jokes are like a bad day in the office – they’re just humerus. Dad Joke about Scapula: What do you call a scapula with a bad attitude? A gnarly scap. Gnarly Scapula Joke: Why did the gnarly scap go to the doctor? Because it was feeling […]
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Dad Jokes You Wish Were Better Av Beit Din (Court) Why did the Av Beit Din cross the road? To get to the other side of the argument. Why did the Av Beit Din get lost? Because he didn’t know the Torah of the land. Europa/December 3rd What do you call a satellite that gets […]
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Dad Joke Extravaganza: Boston Terriers, Bodacious Puns, and More! Why did the Boston Terrier cross the road? To get to the other Paw-sitive side! What do you call a Boston Terrier with a special talent? A Bodacious-acious terrier! What did one Venus say to the other Venus on December 3rd? “Hey, it’s our anniversary!” Knock […]
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Dad Joke Fiesta: Get Ready for Some Punny Delights! Langur Jokes: What do you call a langur that loves to hang out? A “lang around.” Why did the langur get lost? Because it couldn’t find its “tubular” way back. Nerve/December 3rd Puns: What do you call a skeleton without any nerves? A “spineless wonder.” What’s […]
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Dad Jokes: The Cheesiest and Coolest Titi Monkey Jokes Why did the Titi monkey cross the road? To get to the other jungle. Why was the Titi monkey so cold? Because he was hanging around with a Chill-i monkey! Pun Jokes What do you call a Miranda that’s always cold? Frigid-a! What day do monkeys […]
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Dad Jokes So Bad They’re Good (Or Not) Abortion Jokes Why did the abortion clinic hire a comedian? To lighten up the mood! Why was the unborn baby in the Lowkey position? Because it was hiding from the nurse. Pun Jokes What do you call a breast with high morals? A nipple of integrity. What […]
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Dad Jokes: Groan-Worthy to Gut-Busting Greyhound Jokes Q: Why did the Greyhound get lost? A: Because it couldn’t follow a scent-ence. Q: What do you call a cool Greyhound? A: Cool beans. Related Jokes Q: What do you call a mermaid with bad breath? A: Ariel Stinks. Q: What day do polar bears celebrate? A: […]
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