Dad Jokes: Oranges, Highkey, and More! Orange You Glad I Didn’t Make a Joke About Oranges? Well, too late! Here’s a groan-worthy one: Why did the orange blush? Because it saw the banana peel! High-key Orange Why does everyone love a Highkey orange? Because it’s a total crowd-pleaser! Pun-derful Ariel and December What does Ariel […]
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Dad Jokes: A Collection of the Bad and the Paw-some…
Dad Jokes: A Collection of the Bad and the Paw-some Tail-Wagging Dad Jokes About English Springer Spaniels What do you call an English Springer Spaniel that’s always got its nose in the newspaper? A daily bark-er! Why did the English Springer Spaniel cross the road? To get to the other paw-ty. No Cap Dad Joke […]
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Dad Jokes: The Official Guide to Making Your Kids Groan Dad Joke About County Commissioner: Why did the County Commissioner get lost at sea? Because he couldn’t find his way to the boat-ding office! County Commissioner Joke About The Man: What do you call a County Commissioner who always has his nose in The Man’s […]
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Dad Jokes: A Liver-tickling Expedition Liver Jokes Why did the liver get fired from its job? Because it wasn’t very “well-done”! What do you call a liver that’s perfectly shaped? A square liver! Ear Jokes What do you call a deer with no ears? Nothing, because it can’t hear you! Why did December 3rd get […]
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Seafood Shenanigans with a Side of Dad Jokes Seafood Jokes Why did the crab go to the barber? To get his claws clipped! What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! Sip-related Seafood Joke Why did the fish drink ocean water? Because it wanted to sip-a-cup! Nereid/December 3rd Pun What’s Nereid’s favorite holiday? […]
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Dad Jokes: The Snacktastic Edition Snacks What do you call a potato chip that’s always in a bad mood? A frown-tater! What do you get when you catch a chip on the run? A chip dip! Catch you on the flip side Why did the chip flip over? To see the onion dip! Mouth or […]
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Dad Joke Central: A Liver-Tickling Extravaganza Tell Me a Dad Joke about Liver “What do you call a liver that’s been working overtime? A cirrhotic!” Another Dad Joke about Liver: Hits Different “I went to the doctor complaining of liver pain. He told me, ‘It hits different when you’re the one with it.’” Pun Joke […]
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Dad Jokes That Are So Bad, They’re Actually Good Imam-pressive Jokes What do you call an Imam who hates giving sermons? A mute-azzin! Why did the Imam get lost in the desert? Because he didn’t have his sand-al. Urban Imam-prov Why did the Imam cross the street? To get to the halal fried chicken! Pun-derful […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: A Guide to Hilarious and Not-So-Terrible Puns Fantasy Jokes Why did the fantasy novelist get lost? Because he couldn’t find the plot! What do you call a fantasy character who’s always down? A bummer-horn! Nail and December Jokes What do you call a nail with a good sense of humor? A nail-ious […]
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Dad Jokes: Grain-tastic Humor for the Whole Family Grain Jokes: What do you call a grain that’s always in a good mood? A hap-pea! Why did the farmer get lost in his corn field? Because he couldn’t find the kernel! Food and Drink Jokes: What’s the difference between a grain of rice and a grain […]
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Space Out with These Cosmic Dad Jokes! Astronaut Jokes Why did the astronaut plant a tree on the moon? So he could have a space bar! What do you call an astronaut on Christmas morning? Santa Claws! Anal and December Jokes Why did the anal canal get arrested on December 2nd? For being the second […]
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Dad Jokes that Will Make You Roll Over (With Laughter) Food for Thought: Street Food Jokes Why did the street vendor get a loan? To buy a new mobile kitchen! What do you call a street food vendor who’s always running out of stock? A disappearing act! Parenting Puns: Street Food Edition My toddler loves […]
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Daddy’s Day of Chuckles Hey there, laughter lovers! Gather ’round for a holy dose of dad jokes that will make you chuckle so hard, you’ll be shaking like a tambourine. Liturgical Minister Fun Why did the liturgical minister get red in the face? Because he was ALTARed! What do you call a liturgical minister with […]
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Laugh Out Loud with Dad Jokes for the Whole Family! Paddle Power: Kayaking Jokes that Won’t Sink Kayaking Joke: Why did the kayaker get lost? Because he couldn’t kayak straight! Workplace Wit Kayaking Joke: Boss: “Where were you yesterday?” Employee: “I was out kayaking.” Boss: “Well, paddle faster next time. You missed work!” Ganymede Jest: […]
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Dad Jokes: From a Monkey’s Perspective Tell me a Dad Joke about Patas monkey What do you call a Patas monkey who’s always getting into trouble? A patas-tic delinquent! Add another Dad Joke about Patas monkey related to Car and Road Jokes Why did the Patas monkey get a speeding ticket? Because he was caught […]
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