Dad Jokes Galore: A Maltese Extravaganza Maltese-icious Dad Jokes What do you call a Maltese that loves to go to the beach? A sand-wich! Why are Maltese so good at swimming? Because they’re paw-sitive floaters! What do you call a Maltese that’s always late? A paws-ternally tardy canine! Totally Maltese-Themed Dad Jokes What do you […]
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Groan-Worthy Dad Jokes: The Beetle Edition Beetle Jokes, Eh? Why…
Groan-Worthy Dad Jokes: The Beetle Edition Beetle Jokes, Eh? Why was the Beetle so popular in the 1960s? Because it was a real groovy ride! What do you call a Beetle that’s always late? A slowpoke-mobile! Beetle-rific Literary Jokes What’s the literary Beetle’s favorite Shakespeare play? “The Tempest,” because it’s all about a beetle that […]
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Ready for Some Paw-some Dad Jokes? Minature Pinscher Jokes Why are Miniature Pinschers always in trouble? Because they have bad Min Pinners! What do you call a Miniature Pinscher with a perfect sense of style? On fleek, my friend! Punny Jokes What do you call a clogged large intestine? A colonoscopy! Why was December 28th […]
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Get Ready for the Cringiest Dad Jokes Ever! Avant-garde Cuisine Dad Jokes Q: What do you call a dish made with extravagant ingredients at a Michelin-starred restaurant? A: Avant-garde-n! Q: Why did the Avant-garde chef use a computer for cooking? A: To make BASIC bread! Dental and Date Dad Jokes Q: What do you call […]
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Dad Jokes for the Needle and Thread Set Embroidery Jokes Why did the embroider get lost in the forest? Because she followed the wrong yarn. What do you call an embroider who’s always breaking needles? A prick. Adulting Jokes Why did the adult embroiderer need a babysitter? To supervise her floss. What’s the adult’s motto […]
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Get Ready to Raise Your Dad Joke Game! Dad Jokes about Height Fright What do you call a tall person with a fear of heights? A “floor-failure phobia.” Why did the short squad get lost on their hike? Because they weren’t the altitude-r you think they were. Hair-Raising Pun What do you call a barber […]
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Dadliest Jokes for the Canines of Comedy Let’s laugh at some jokes that are so bad, they’re simply dog-gone hilarious! Siberian Husky Jokes Why did the Siberian Husky run away from home? Because he was feeling Siberian-exhausted! What do you call a Siberian Husky wearing sunglasses? A “cool”-sky! Savage Husky Jokes What do you call […]
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Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Roll Your Ice Enceladus Edition Why does Enceladus keep crashing into other moons? Because it’s on a salty quest! What’s Enceladus’s ultimate goal? To make a “splash” on the galactic scene! Punny What do you call a planet that’s always cold? Uranus chilled! Why is December 28th the shortest day […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Pun-derful Earth and Planetary Puns What do you call a continent that’s always on time? Punctualia! Why was Earth such a good student? Because it always spun right around! Clapback Humor Why did Earth punch the Moon? Because it was full of itself! When Earth got angry, […]
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Questionable Dad Jokes: A Medley of Dud-worthy Puns and Groan-inducing Gags Sheikh-y Shenanigans Why did the Sheikh cross the road? To get to the other turb-in. What do you call a Sheikh who’s always getting into trouble? A gnar-ly-Sheikh. Holiday Mishaps and Monthly Puns What do you call it when Oberon, King of the Fairies, […]
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Dad Jokes for the Perplexed Town Supervisor Jokes What do you call the town supervisor who’s always getting into trouble? A mayor misbehaving! How does the town supervisor keep his weight down? He eats a bodacious balance diet! Bodacious-Related Pun What do you get when you cross a moon with a holiday? Enceladus on twenty-seventh […]
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Dad Jokes for the Lazy, Unmotivated, and Uninspired Paddling with Puns and Dad Jokes Rafting Jokes: When the Current Flows Funny Rafting Joke: What do you call a raft full of potatoes? A tater tot! Tubular Joke: What do you call a raft made of old tires? A tubular tire-afting experience! Trachea and December 27th […]
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Laugh with the Master of Puns: Dad Jokes Galore! Spider Jokes Why did the spider get lost? Because it took a web turn. What do you say to a spider who’s stressing out? Take a chill pill…and relax! Puns What do you get when you cut the trachea? A whisper. Why is December 27th a […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Roll Your Eyes (and Maybe Laugh) Smells Like Teen Spirit Humor Why did the tin can get arrested? It didn’t wear deodorant, so it was booked for smelling like teen spirit! What do you call a deodorant that smells like grunge music? Smells Like Teen Spirit! Pun Alert: Iapetus […]
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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Good, the Kinda Funny, and the Outrageously Hilarious Activist Jokes What do you call an activist who’s always on the move? A locomotion activist! Why did the activist get arrested? For protesting the status quo antebellum! Esophagus vs. December 27th Pun What’s the difference between your esophagus and December 27th? One’s a […]
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