Dive into the Corny and Clever World of Dad Jokes: Pasta, Puns, and Political Anecdotes Dad Jokes about Pasta Why did the pasta go to jail? Because it was caught with al dente! What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! Pasta-Related Dad Joke (Lowkey) Why do lowkey pastas always get booked for speeding? […]
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Dad Jokes: Cool as Ice Cream! Ice Cream Jokes: -…
Dad Jokes: Cool as Ice Cream! Ice Cream Jokes: What do you call an ice cream that’s too big to eat? Cone-undrum! Why did the ice cream go to the doctor? Because it was melting and needed a cone shot! Highkey Ice Cream Joke: What do you call an ice cream that’s always right? Highkey […]
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Dad Jokes: A Suspension of Laughter Dad Jokes About Rappelling Joke 1: Q: What do you call a rapper who loves climbing? A: A rappeller. Joke 2: Q: Why did the rapper get stuck on the cliff? A: Because his dig it was too weak! Pun Jokes Joke: What do you call a planet that’s […]
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Dad Jokes: For the Alternative Lifestyle Crowd Get ready for a wave of groan-worthy yet hilarious dad jokes that will tickle your funny bone! Alternative Lifestyle Dad Jokes What do you call a same-sex couple who gets married in a bowling alley? A strike-ing duo! Why did the non-binary person take a No Cap exam? […]
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Dad Jokes for the Rock Climbing Crowd Bouldering Blunders Why did the boulderer get a speeding ticket? Because he was caught rocketing up the wall! What do you call a boulderer who keeps falling? A rock bottom! The Man and the Bouldering Wall Why did The Man ban bouldering? Because he was tired of people […]
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Dad Jokes to Cure Your Boredom Mindfulness is Like a Cold Why couldn’t the mindful person catch a cold? Because he kept his nose in the present! Mindfulness and Betting Why did the mindful gambler always win at betting on the horse races? Because he was always “bet-er” prepared! Punny Neptune or December 27th Joke […]
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Puns and Jokes to Make Your Dad Proud Documentary Dad Jokes Not-So-Great: Why did the documentary filmmaker get lost? Because he didn’t have a map doc-umentary. Actually Funny: What do you call a documentary about a square? A flat-tery! Io-nal Puns and December 27th Jokes Io Pun: Why did Io get lost in the solar […]
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Dad Jokes: Blood, Bad, and Brilliant Blood Jokes – Why did the vampire get lost? Because he didn’t have any blood-y GPS! – What do you call a vampire with no teeth? A Gumjob! Sip-Related Blood Joke – What do you call a vampire who likes to drink tea? A Sip-and-Bite! Kidney/December 27th Pun Joke […]
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Dad Jokes: The Bird, the Catchphrase, and the Month of Misadventures What do you call a turkey that can’t stop dancing? A disco fowl! Here’s a twist related to “Catch you on the flip side”: What do you say to a turkey on a merry-go-round? Catch you on the flip side! Pun-derful Nerves or December […]
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Get Ready for a Paw-some Dad Joke Extravaganza! Dad Jokes About Australian Cattle Dogs Why did the Australian Cattle Dog join the Great British Bake Off? Because he wanted to perfect his “blue heeler” cookies! What do you get when an Australian Cattle Dog takes a hit of something strong? Hits different! Punny Puns What […]
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Dad Jokes Unleashed: Havanese, Groovy, and Beyond! Havanese Dad Joke: What do you call a Havanese who loves to dance? A “silky shuffler”! Groovy Havanese Dad Joke: Why is the Havanese so groovy? Because it’s got a “far-out” personality! Titan/December 27th Pun: What do you call a Titan born on December 27th? A “Holiday Hulk”! […]
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Dad’s Delectable Delights: A Smorgasbord of Culinary Puns and Quips Classic Cuisine Dad Jokes: What do you get when you cross a chef with a time traveler? A Renaissance pasta! How did the astronaut find his way in the culinary world? He went “far out” and fetched the moon-shine! Far Out Culinary Quips: What do […]
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Dad Jokes: So Bad They’re Good (Or Not) What’s the Forecast for Dad Jokes? “What kind of storms brew the best jokes? Thunderstorms!” In the city, the weatherman said there was a 100% chance of dad jokes. He wasn’t cloud-kidding! Tube-rrific Puns How do you clear blocked Eustachian tubes? With de-congestant jokes! December 26th should […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Kleptomaniac Kleptomania Special What do you call a person with kleptomania? A sticky-fingered enthusiast. What’s the difference between a radical and a kleptomaniac? A radical believes in taking extreme measures, while a kleptomaniac believes in taking extreme measures of other people’s possessions. Pun-derful Interlude What do you […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Giggle Dad Jokes about Cardinals What do you call a cardinal who always leaves early? A dip-out. Why did the cardinal leave the priesthood? Because he was dipping out on his duties. Pun Joke What do you call a blood vessel that’s always cold? A vein-icicle! What […]
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