Dad Jokes That Won’t Make You Roll on the Floor… Literally Greetings, fellow pun-loving dads and aspiring dad joke enthusiasts! Get ready for a collection of dad jokes that will have you groaning with delight or face-palming with amusement. Interior Design Jokes What do you call a room that’s always arguing? A debate-ing room! Why […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ketchup and Laughter Edition Ketchup Jokes -…
Dad Jokes: The Ketchup and Laughter Edition Ketchup Jokes Why did the ketchup get lost? Because it was on a bottle-neck road. What do you call ketchup that’s out of style? Hip-hop. Ketchup and Hip-Hop Pun What do you call a rapper who loves ketchup? An MC Ketchup. December 26th Puns What do you call […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Go, “Aw, That’s a Bad Pun!” Dad Jokes About Lakes Why did the lake get arrested? Because it was caught stealing sand! What do you call a lake that’s always full of hippos? A hippo lake-torium! Dad Jokes About Lakes (Animal Puns) Why did the fish get lost in […]
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Prepare to Chuckle: A Stellar Collection of Dad Jokes Mercury Musings “What do you call a planet that’s always getting in trouble? Mercury, because it’s constantly busted!” “Why was Santa claus so happy to visit Mercury? Because it was a ‘cool’ planet!” Gum-derful Puns “What do you call a chewing gum that’s always on vacation? […]
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Dad Joke Zone: Where Geckos Rule and Puns Flourish Lizard Jokes What do you call a lizard that’s always in the sun? A lay-zard. Why did the lizard go to the bank? To get its scales weighed. Parenting Puns What do you call a lizard with perfect manners? A rep-tile gentleman. Why are lizards good […]
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Behold the Hilarious Dad Joke Extravaganza Mysophobia: Fear of Germs What do you call a germophobe who’s afraid of cars? A roadblock! Europa or December 26th Pun Why was Europa so cold on December 26th? Because it was the day after Christmas! Knock-Knock Joke Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mysophobia. Mysophobia who? I’m a germophobe, and […]
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Daddy’s Delightful Delights: A Treasury of Nix-Inspired Jokes Calling All Nix Enthusiasts! If you’re a fan of the legendary streamer Nix or just enjoy a good laugh, prepare to embark on a comical journey filled with dad jokes that will tickle your funny bone. Nix Jokes: Why did Nix cross the road? To get to […]
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Laugh It Up with These Hilarious Dad Jokes Whitewater Rafting Jokes Why did the whitewater rafter get lost? Because he didn’t have a paddle-o-meter! What do you call a whitewater rafting team that loses its boat? A Titanic effort. Puns & Punny Jokes What do you call a tongue that can’t stop talking? A jabberjaw! […]
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Laugh Your Socks Off with These Dad-gum Silly Dad Jokes! State Treasurer Jokes Why did the State Treasurer cross the road? To get to the other side of the balance sheet! What’s the State Treasurer’s favorite exercise? Counting reps and sets to fiscal fitness! Punny Jokes What do you call a spinal cord that’s always […]
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Dad Jokes: A Cerebral Collection Cerebrum Jokes Why did the cerebrum get lost? Because it couldn’t find its medulla! What did the cerebrum say to the cerebellum? “I’m the boss around here!” Cerebrum and Skibidi Rizz Jokes Why did the cerebrum and Skibidi Rizz start a band? So they could make some “rizzy cerebrum” tunes! […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: From Bad to Hilarious Imam Jokes What do you call an imam who loves to dance? A Skibidi stepper! What’s the difference between an imam and a dance teacher? One leads prayer, while the other leads Skibidi. XD Teeth Why did the teeth go to the dentist? To get some braces! December […]
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Dad Jokes for Nature Lovers and Youth Group Leaders Youth Leader Jokes What do you call a youth leader who’s always late? A trailblazer! Why did the youth leader get lost in the woods? Because he couldn’t find his bear-ings. Youth Leader Jokes with a Green Twist What’s a youth leader’s favorite tree? A sap-ling! […]
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Dad Jokes: A Treasury of Groans and Giggles Strip Club Shenanigans Why did the guy get kicked out of the strip club? Because he kept trying to dance with his pants on! What do you call a group of strippers who love wordplay? Wordplay Wonders! Pun-tastic Festivities What do you call the smallest part of […]
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Legendary Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Roll Your Eyes and Laugh Dad Joke: Gibbon Edition “Why don’t gibbons vote? Because they’re bananas at politics!” “My gibbon always gets a kick out of Rizz!” Nose or December 25th Pun “What did the nose say to December 25th? ‘You smell merry Christmas!’” Knock-Knock Joke: Gibbon “Knock, knock.” […]
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Unleash Your Inner Dad with These Rib-Tickling Jokes Japanese Food Funnies Why did the sushi chef get lost? Because he rolled the wrong way! What do you call a Japanese God who loves sushi? On God-zilla! Bladder Buster Why did the bladder get arrested on Christmas Day? For holding too much water! Knock-Knock on Japanese […]
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