Dad Jokes That Can’t Be Heart-ed Arterial Antics Why did the left artery break up with the right artery? Because there was a clot between them! Why did the ugly artery get a glow-up? Because it had a bypass surgery! Lymph Node or Christmas Pun-ishment What do you call a lymph node that’s feeling festive? […]
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Dad Jokes Galore! Hey there, dad joke enthusiasts! Get ready for a knee-slapping adventure filled with groan-inducing and laugh-out-loud funny dad jokes. Deacon Jokes Why did Deacon wear a bulletproof vest to the grocery store? To avoid being “shot” in the checkout line! Why did Deacon get a loan from the bank? To “gas” himself […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (But You’ll Secretly Love Them) Pug-ilicious Puns What do you call a pug that’s always getting into trouble? A pug-nacious pup! Why did the pug cross the road? To get to the other “woof!” Dummy Hard Jokes What’s the difference between a pug and a dummy? One is […]
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Dad Jokes of the Highest (or Maybe Lowest) Caliber Casual Dining Why did the mozzarella cross the road? To get to the other side… of your pizza! What’s the vibe check at a casual dining restaurant? “How casual-ty can you go?” Europa or Christmas What’s Europa’s favorite holiday? Saturn-alia! Why did Santa get his reindeer […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Tell me a Dad Joke about Work: Why did the employee put on his vest before work? Because he was going to work his vest! Add another Dad Joke about Work related to Salty: Why were the French workers so salty? Because they were being overworked! Add a […]
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Dad Jokes that Will Make You Groan (and Maybe Laugh) Soul Food-sational Jokes How do you make soul food in a hurry? You use a shortcut! What’s the best snack when you’re feeling soulful? Collard greens chip-wiches! Teary-Eyed or Holiday-Themed Puns What do you call someone who cries a lot? A tear duct doctor! Why […]
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Dad Jokes: The Canine Edition Fur-real Dad Jokes About Miniature Pinschers Why did the Miniature Pinscher cross the road? * To get to the other “paw” side! OK Boomer Version: Why did the Miniature Pinscher say “OK Boomer”? * Because it was “too short” to understand! Punderful Puns Titania: Why did Titania get lost in […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Boomerific EM-T-cellent Jokes Why did the EMT call the ambulance? Because he needed a second opinion! What do you call an EMT who’s always complaining? A boo-boo-mer! Punny Little Jokes What do you call a small intestine that’s always getting into trouble? A bowel movement. Why did […]
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Dad Jokes: The Salty Saltwater Edition Swimming Dad Joke: Why did the swimmer get lost? Because they took the wrong stroke! Millennial Swimming Dad Joke: What do you call a millennial swimmer? A “hashtag freestyle” swimmer. Punny Spinal Cord Joke: What do you call a broken spinal cord? A “spineless” cord. December 23rd Pun: What’s […]
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Laughing at Your Own Expense: Dad Jokes for the Whole Family Hey there, folks! Get ready for some groan-worthy dad jokes that will make you roll your eyes and laugh at the same time. Modern Cuisine Calamities Why did the modernist chef get lost in the kitchen? Because he couldn’t find the sphere-trail! What’s a […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Grin Sternum Jokes: What do you call a sternum that’s not visible? Outta sternum! Knock-knock. Who’s there? Sternum. Sternum who? Sternum’s a bone that keeps your chest protected! Vagina Pun: Why did the vagina cross the road? To get to the other hymen! December 23rd Pun: Why […]
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Dad Jokes and Decluttering: A Match Made in Heaven… Or Not? Decluttering Jokes What do you call a pile of clutter that’s impossible to declutter? A “permanent fixture.” Why is decluttering like Scoot? Because it keeps moving! Arteries/December 23rd Puns What do you call a clogged artery? A “hard drive.” What do you call the […]
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Dad Jokes: The Pun-tastic Canine Capers Dad Joke: Dog Training Edition “Why are dogs so good at math? Because they know how to ‘woof’!” Grunge-tastic Dog Training Dad Joke “What do you call a dog that loves grunge music? A ‘paw-l’ chain!” Stomach or December 23rd Pun “Why should you never trust a stomach? Because […]
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Not-So-Good Dad Jokes You Didn’t Know You Needed Bonobo Blues Why don’t Bonobos make good soccer players? Because they’re always slipping on bananas! What do you call a Bonobo who loves to watch TV? A veg-out Bonobo! Pluto Problems What do you call Pluto when it’s not a planet? Your backyard! Why is December 23rd […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (and Giggle) Parish Secretary Jokes: What do you call a parish secretary who makes mistakes? A typo-secretary. What’s the difference between a parish secretary and a literary figure? One files papers, the other files fiction. Pun Jokes: What do you call a calendar near me? A time-keeper. What […]
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