Get Ready to Laugh with These Side-Splitting Dad Jokes Vinegar Jokes Why was the vinegar so mean? Because it was a bully. What do you call vinegar that’s been in the sun for too long? Turnt! Puns What do you call a clogged windpipe? A trachea-fic jam. What day comes after Christmas? Decem-bruh-ary 23rd! Knock-Knock […]
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Knee-Slapping Dad Jokes for the Active and the Humorous If…
Knee-Slapping Dad Jokes for the Active and the Humorous If you’re looking for a quick chuckle to kick-start your day, look no further! Here’s a collection of dad jokes that will make you groan, giggle, and maybe even shake your head in disbelief. Running Dad Jokes Why did the runner get lost? Because he didn’t […]
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Get Ready for a Dad Joke Extravaganza! The Expanse: Dad Joke Edition Why did the Belter refuse to buy the razor? Because he couldn’t find a razor that was “s” rated. Why should you never give Holden a mushroom? Because he’ll just spore-gate you. Shade-Themed Dad Jokes What do you call a Shade who’s always […]
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Introducing the Shepherd of Dad Jokes: Baa-humbug Edition Calling all Shepherd enthusiasts and dad joke aficionados! Get ready for a herd of knee-slappers and groan-inducers that will leave you bleating with laughter. Shepherd Joke Extravaganza Why did the Shepherd use a flashlight? To find his sheep in the dark! What do you call a Shepherd […]
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Let’s Knead Some Dad Jokes The Powder Play Why was the baking powder so full of itself? Because it thought it was a big shot! How did the baking powder clap back at the oven? It told it to yeast its dough! December Dilemmas What do you call a very tall Iowan? A December 22nd! […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Seafood Extravaganza Seafood jokes are like ocean puns: they’re both reel-y bad. Yass Seafood Dad Joke: What do you call a fish that’s always on time? A Yass fish! Uvula Pun: What hangs in your throat and can’t sing? Your uvula! December 22nd Pun: Why did the calendar get arrested? For […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (or Giggle) Fantasist Jokes What do you call a fantasist with no imagination? A bummer Why did the fantasist cross the road? To get to the gnarliest side Gnarly Dad Jokes What’s brown and gnarly? A stick in a blender Why was the surfer so gnarly? Because he […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Roll Your Eyes (and Smile) Prior/Prioress Puns What’s a Prior’s favorite type of music? Gregorian chants! Why did the Prior get a new assistant? Because his old one was too **bodacious!** Galatea/December 22nd Puns What do you call a Galatea who’s always cold? A **Statue of Liberty! Why is […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Laugh Dad Joke About Ba’al Shem Tov What do you call Ba’al Shem Tov’s favorite shape? A hex-agon! Tubular Joke Why did Ba’al Shem Tov invent the tubular? So he could wear his pants with flare! Pun Joke Why was Venus so upset on December 22nd? Because […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Eye-Rollers Prior-tastery Why is a Prior like a dude at a party? Because he’s always at the abbey (hanging around)! Dude-licious What do you call a Prior who’s always late? A Dude En-delay! Heart-ful of Puns What do you call a heart that’s full of love on December 22nd? A winter […]
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Dad Jokes: The Solo Poly Edition Solo Poly Dad Jokes What does a solo polyamorist do for a hobby? Solo dancing. Why did the solo polyamorist get elected to office? Because they had a lot of “represented” relationships. Witty Puns What do you call a belly button that’s a huge fan of the holiday season? […]
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Dad Jokes: The Plumber Pun-derground Plumber Puns What do you call a plumber who’s always getting into trouble? A pipe-dreamer! I called a plumber to fix my sink. He came in, took one look, and said, “Lowkey, this is gonna be a nightmare.” Tongue-in-Cheek Puns What do you call a tongue that’s always getting into […]
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Divine Dad Jokes: A Comedic Chronicle of Ba’al Haggadah Ba’al Haggadah Humor What kind of party did Ba’al Haggadah throw? A sedar! What did Ba’al Haggadah use to cut the unleavened bread? A matzah-cutter! Highkey Hijinks Why did Ba’al Haggadah make a highkey joke? Because he wanted to be extra! What did Ba’al Haggadah say […]
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Dad-tastic Jokes that Will Make You Groan Dad Jokes about Nereid What do you call a Nereid who loves to dig? Dig-it-all-is! Why did the Nereid get hired at the construction site? Because she was Dig-it-ally qualified! Pun Jokes Why did the epiglottis get lost on December 22nd? Because it couldn’t remember where it was […]
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Dad Jokes or Dad Groans? The Plains and the Painful Jokes Plains’ Liaisons Why did the plainsman get lost? Because he didn’t have any maps, just No Cap. Lymph-hatic Puns What do you call a lymph vessel that’s always full? A bloated tube. December 22nd Holiday Ho-Ho-Hoax What do you call the day after Christmas […]
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