Dad Jokes to Make You Croak (or Howl) Hey there, folks! Ready for some dad jokes so bad they’ll make your eyes roll? Brace yourself for the ultimate dad joke experience! Papillon Edition “What’s a papillon’s favorite dance move? The butterfly float!” “Why did the papillon join the betting pool? He heard about the Papillon […]
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Dad Jokes: A Calculated Folly Dad Jokes about Math: A…
Dad Jokes: A Calculated Folly Dad Jokes about Math: A Sum-mary of Mishaps “Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!” “What do you call a math teacher who can’t stop talking? A pro-tractor.” Square-ly Miscalculated “Why did the square go to the doctor? Because it had a square root problem!” […]
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Calling All Dad Jokesters! Get Ready for a Laugh-a-Palooza Dad Jokes About Hobbies What do you call a hobby that involves driving in circles? A roundabout. Why did the knitting enthusiast quit? Because they kept dropping stitches. Groovy Dad Jokes What do you get when you cross a hippie with a math nerd? A square […]
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Yo, Let’s Dad Joke Up! Nomophobia Nonsense What do you call a person with Nomophobia? A mobile phone homebody! Why did the urban Nomophobe get lost? Because they only knew how to navigate by their phone! Vein and December Puns Why are your veins so blue? Because they’re just blue-ing through your body! What’s another […]
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Dad Jokes: The Diamond in the Rough Jewelry Making What do you call a jewelry maker who’s lost their tools? A hopeless trinket! Why did the radical jewelry maker get arrested? Because they made explosive earrings! Mars Mission What do you call the first manned mission to Mars? A “Mars-up!” Knock-Knock Joke Knock, knock. Who’s […]
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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Good and the Hilariously Bad Get ready for a corny adventure as we dive into the wacky world of dad jokes! Orangutan-cy Why did the orangutan cross the road? * To get to the other jungle gym! Bummer, the orange orangutan walked into a bar: * Bartender: “Why the long face?” * […]
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Severance-ly Dad Jokes About Severance What do you call a severance package that’s not enough to live on? A “severance drought.” Why did the severed employee get lost? Because he couldn’t find his way out of the break room. Bae-Related Why did the Bae-powered severed employee disappear? Because they were “out of severance.” Tongue-in-Cheek Why […]
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Bishop’s Dad Joke Bonanza Bishop’s Ecclesiastical Humor “What do you call a bishop who keeps getting lost in the cathedral? A lost cause!” Bishop’s Hip Hop Humor “Why did the bishop at the hip-hop concert get arrested? Because he was rocking the pulpit!” Seasonal Puns “What’s a pun about December 21st? The shortest day of […]
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Dad Jokes: Unleash Your Inner Pun-derful Parent Akita Jokes What do you call an Akita that’s always getting into trouble? A paw-litical pup. Tech and Geek Humor Akita Joke Why did the Akita cross the firewall? To get to the other side of the internet! Jupiter and December 21st Pun Joke Why is Jupiter the […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Groan (or Laugh) Brittish Jokes Why do the British drink tea with their pinky up? To show that they’re a cut above the rest! What do you call a British person who loves food? A Bri-toast-ophile! Food and Drink Jokes What do you call a Brit who loves fish and […]
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Prepare Yourself for Some Laughable Dad Jokes The Bra-vo Puns of Lingerie Why did the man buy his wife lingerie? Because he wanted to see her in a bra-vo performance! What do you call a bra that’s always hungry? A roar-bra! Hair-Raising Holiday Humor What do you call a hair follicle on December 21st? A […]
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Read on for a Laugh Attack with These Dad Jokes What do you call a U.S. Representative who can’t tell the truth? A fibber in the House! Why did Santa Claus run for U.S. Representative? To spread holiday cheer, deck the halls with bills, and pass laws to make toys legal year-round! What do you […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan or Laugh Non-Traditional Relationship Jokes What do you call a relationship where one person is a vampire and the other is a werewolf? A howl-o-ween romance! Why did the mermaid break up with the sailor? Because he was too salty! Non-Traditional Relationship Sports Jokes What did the basketball […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: Welcome to the Pun-tastic Realm of Pet Parent Humor Havanese Jokes: Why are Havanese such good writers? Because they’re always “pawsing” for inspiration! Workplace Wit: A boss was interviewing a Havanese for a job. “Why should we hire you?” he asked. The Havanese replied, “Because I’m ‘paw’sitive I can do the job!” […]
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Dad Joke Extravaganza: Buckle Up for the Esophagus Express! Esophagus Jokes That Will Leave You Gasping for Breath What do you call an esophagus with a runny nose? A hiccup! What do you call an esophagus that drives a car? An esophageal drive-through! Esophagus-Themed Car and Road Jokes Why did the esophagus get a speeding […]
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